Someone in Florida is putting catfish in mailboxes February 4, 2016 snowpointsecret 773613 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F02%2F04%2Fsomeone-in-florida-is-putting-catfish-in-mailboxes%2FSomeone+in+Florida+is+putting+catfish+in+mailboxes2016-02-04+22%3A48%3A27Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F02%2F04%2Fsomeone-in-florida-is-putting-catfish-in-mailboxes%2F +10
"It starts with the catfish in the mailbox, but then it starts with breaking into a car. You never know where things escalate to," she said. Slippery slope! Next thing you know, people will be marrying their catfish-mailboxes! Reply
"It starts with the catfish in the mailbox, but then it starts with breaking into a car. You never know where things escalate to," she said. Goat rape. Reply
Out here, kids drive around and smack mailboxes with a bat. Why is it always the mailboxes? Oh well, at least there's no catfish within a hundred miles. Reply
This is almost too easy: <img src="http://www.morganhomeaccents.com/mailboxes/fishmail/images/catfish.jpg"/> Reply
"It starts with the catfish in the mailbox, but then it starts with breaking into a car. You never know where things escalate to," she said.
Slippery slope! Next thing you know, people will be marrying their catfish-mailboxes!
Slope made slippery due to catfish.
It's the Ghouliani theory of crime escalation.
Except with catfish……
and mailboxes………
"It starts with the catfish in the mailbox, but then it starts with breaking into a car. You never know where things escalate to," she said.
Goat rape.
Getting fish in the mail is the most attractive thing I've heard about Florida in a long time.
Out here, kids drive around and smack mailboxes with a bat. Why is it always the mailboxes? Oh well, at least there's no catfish within a hundred miles.
They shoot the signs too, right?
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It turned out that the Sea Monkeys were completely untrainable, and a terrible disappointment.
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ADD. Apparently.
This is almost too easy:
<img src="http://www.morganhomeaccents.com/mailboxes/fishmail/images/catfish.jpg"/>
I'm 90% sure that mailbox is about to start singing.