Google Narrator Will Read Extra Long Wonkville Threads to You While You Busily Prepare Your Traditional Thanksgiving Facehugen Fare

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https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/text-narrator/gmachijmpknamgdoelcmkcepbjilhfoe/related?hl=en-US
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Zombie Ant Fungus vs Life in Trump’s America — Can’t Decide Which is Worse

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https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/11/how-the-zombie-fungus-takes-over-ants-bodies-to-control-their-minds/545864/
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GQ correspondent plumbs the soft underbelly of Bowling Green society to figure out the Rand Paul beatdown. Conclusion: the neighbor’s a bigger asshole than Paul

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https://www.gq.com/story/inside-rand-pauls-neighborhood-fight
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Get one of these hoodies to make it easier to sneak incriminating documents out of the RFK Building

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http://abcnews.go.com/US/special-counsel-sends-wide-ranging-request-documents-justice/story?id=51261366
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Payback’s a bitch: Puerto Rican hurricane refugees could turn Florida blue

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https://politicalwire.com/2017/11/19/great-migration-set-transform-florida/
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I suppose you birds were thinkingTrump doesn’t have a special program to screw up your world, too? Sorry…

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https://act.audubon.org/onlineactions/X2eSSqGMfEuGvIpUrOZ7mQ2
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Week 11 Should Have Left Those UCLA Players in Jail!

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http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/21401659/butt-fumble-oral-history-new-york-jets-nfl-king-bloopers-five-year-anniversary