The first issue of the Journal of Alternative Facts, now available

February 1, 2017 AntiDerpomeme 3 Comments

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http://cfiesler.tumblr.com/post/156505147155/from-the-first-issue-of-the-journal-of-alternative

(More) Blood On His Tiny Hands (Already)

January 31, 2017 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 3 Comments

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http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/232856168-story

LADYPARTS LIBEL!!11!1

January 31, 2017 C_R_Eature 9 Comments

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https://twitter.com/hashtag/trumpisacunt

872 Refugees to be Allowed Into USA

January 31, 2017 PubOption Leave a comment

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/us-official-says-refugees-to-be-allowed-in/article_64bef13f-424d-512a-9a07-3fda751f157d.html

Arcata Police Log: “Always an untimely, buzzkillian faux pas.”

January 31, 2017 Vomiting_Larry 7 Comments

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http://www.madriverunion.com/arcata-police-log-alcoholyte-associates-crouchiform-crackpots/

Which one of you gave them my email?

January 31, 2017 Lot_49 4 Comments

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/congress/article129795939.html

Jared Kushner is ‘f*cking furious’ about reduced role and has lost 7 lbs since Inauguration Day: report

January 31, 2017 chascates 10 Comments

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/jared-kushner-is-fcking-furious-about-reduced-role-and-has-lost-7-lbs-since-inauguration-day-report/

Der Coifführer fixes the F-35 program with a few tweets

January 31, 2017 Lot_49 10 Comments

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https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/01/trump-i-fixed-the-f-35-with-my-tweets/

Nice TIme

January 31, 2017 Blue 6 Comments

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http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20170130-the-woman-working-on-the-front-line-of-the-war-on-poaching

I Can’t Believe This Hadn’t Been Tried Before

January 30, 2017 Zombie Dewey 22 Comments

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http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/01/human-pig-hybrid-embryo-chimera-organs-health-science/

Monday Night Massacre? Vomitmort Fires Acting Attorney General Over Immigration Directive

January 30, 2017 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 9 Comments

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http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/acting-attorney-general-bars-justice-department-defending-immigration-order-n714451

TrumpHotels on Twitter: Total Destruction.

January 30, 2017 C_R_Eature 18 Comments

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https://twitter.com/TrumpHotels

A Huge Mouth And No Anus

January 30, 2017 C_R_Eature 8 Comments

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https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/jan/30/huge-mouth-and-no-anus-earliest-known-ancestor-saccorhytus-coronarious-evolution

The Trump Brigade is On the March!

January 30, 2017 Lot_49 Leave a comment

http://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/local/2017/01/30/military-convoy-trump-flag-rolls-through/97255844/

Trump’s Signature is the Sound Wave of Demons Screaming

January 30, 2017 PubOption 12 Comments

http://hyperallergic.com/354588/trumps-signature-is-the-sound-wave-of-demons-screaming/

Who’s the Most Klantastic US Senator?

January 30, 2017 weejee 4 Comments

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/01/jeff-sessions-close-ties-white-nationalists-twitter

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Author: AntiDerpomeme

The first issue of the Journal of Alternative Facts, now available

(More) Blood On His Tiny Hands (Already)

LADYPARTS LIBEL!!11!1

872 Refugees to be Allowed Into USA

Arcata Police Log: “Always an untimely, buzzkillian faux pas.”

Which one of you gave them my email?

Jared Kushner is ‘f*cking furious’ about reduced role and has lost 7 lbs since Inauguration Day: report

Der Coifführer fixes the F-35 program with a few tweets

Nice TIme

I Can’t Believe This Hadn’t Been Tried Before

Monday Night Massacre? Vomitmort Fires Acting Attorney General Over Immigration Directive

TrumpHotels on Twitter: Total Destruction.

A Huge Mouth And No Anus

The Trump Brigade is On the March!

Trump’s Signature is the Sound Wave of Demons Screaming

Who’s the Most Klantastic US Senator?