Meet Mike Hot-Pence

December 4, 2016 Zombie Dewey 3 Comments

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http://www.hesherman.com/2016/12/04/the-incredibly-true-origins-of-mike-hot-pence-times-square-icon/

Blowvember is over, but Christmas is coming…

December 4, 2016 zippy 7 Comments

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/inverse/a-blowjob-cafe-staffed-by_b_13373700.html?section=weird-news

Week 14* Has Triskaidekaphobia and Wants Beef Jerky

December 4, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 24 Comments

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http://www.channel3000.com/news/burglar-steals-beef-jerky-parckers-merchandise-from-dodge-county-gas-station/42693768

Trump may not propose a budget next year

December 4, 2016 Close Read 12 Comments

http://www.forbes.com/sites/stancollender/2016/12/04/you-heard-it-here-first-trump-may-not-proposing-a-budget-next-year/#2a639ec2667d

The fart that launched a thousand ships

December 4, 2016 glaß 4 Comments

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/12/04/how-a-fart-killed-10-000-people.html

Master Shipwright

December 3, 2016 Blue 5 Comments

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https://www.arts.gov/honors/heritage/fellows/michael-vlahovich

The King

December 3, 2016 Blue 2 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ADOJtICP0&list=RDg2ADOJtICP0#t=3

“Deadbeat” Donor Dad Dodges Dubitous Delinquency Demerit!

December 3, 2016 Mumblety 2 Comments

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38159054

Periodic Table, Updated Periodically

December 3, 2016 AntiDerpomeme 8 Comments

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http://gizmodo.com/your-periodic-table-is-officially-out-of-date-1789605023

Oh noes! Frump winning war on Xmas! Libtards, man your stations!

December 3, 2016 AntiDerpomeme 4 Comments

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a51195/trump-war-on-christmas-fox-news/

Sister Sara Sour, Cries “Crony Caps”

December 3, 2016 AntiDerpomeme 7 Comments

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http://thehill.com/homenews/news/308575-palin-slams-crony-capitalism-after-trump-seals-carrier-deal

Do You Know the Way to Lake Wobegon?

December 3, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 8 Comments

http://www.startribune.com/musician-meets-garrison-keillor-in-the-desert-saves-his-life/404315416/

All Together Now: He Seems Nice

December 2, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 7 Comments

http://deadspin.com/woman-claims-fox-sports-arizona-broadcaster-melted-down-1789613085

The Internet: A One-act Play

December 2, 2016 Close Read 2 Comments

https://twitter.com/Steven_Hyden/status/804427408145162240?lang=en

bringing-the-monster-to-life-victor-frankenstein-38785705-730-295

Cure Anthony Weiner’s Disease WIth This One Weird Trick!

December 2, 2016 guppy06 6 Comments

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2114796-zap-to-the-brain-alters-libido-in-unique-sex-study/

“Even in wake of Brexit, bad sex knows no boundaries.”

December 2, 2016 guppy06 3 Comments

https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/books/italys-erri-de-luca-wins-dreaded-bad-sex-in-fiction-prize/2016/11/30/40aca298-b738-11e6-939c-91749443c5e5_story.html

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Meet Mike Hot-Pence

Blowvember is over, but Christmas is coming…

Week 14* Has Triskaidekaphobia and Wants Beef Jerky

Trump may not propose a budget next year

The fart that launched a thousand ships

Master Shipwright

The King

“Deadbeat” Donor Dad Dodges Dubitous Delinquency Demerit!

Periodic Table, Updated Periodically

Oh noes! Frump winning war on Xmas! Libtards, man your stations!

Sister Sara Sour, Cries “Crony Caps”

Do You Know the Way to Lake Wobegon?

All Together Now: He Seems Nice

The Internet: A One-act Play

Cure Anthony Weiner’s Disease WIth This One Weird Trick!

“Even in wake of Brexit, bad sex knows no boundaries.”