http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/harmony-of-the-seas-cruise-liner-death-accident-worlds-biggest-toll-injured-latest-live-news-a7242216.html

NYC Wonkers! Do you have a primary today?! YES YOU DO!

September 13, 2016 Lizzietish81 Leave a comment

http://gothamist.com/2016/09/12/primary_guide_nyc_september_13th.php

Yes, Half of tRump’s Supporters Are Racists

September 12, 2016 weejee 4 Comments

+10

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/clinton-wasnt-wrong-about-the-deplorables-among-trumps-supporters/2016/09/12/93720264-7932-11e6-beac-57a4a412e93a_story.html?utm_term=.f9863067afb7

All My Villainous Friends are Here on Monday Night

September 12, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 11 Comments

http://deadspin.com/jason-peters-is-a-good-teammate-1786528006

Hey, stop right now, read this on the front page and do something if you can

September 12, 2016September 13, 2016 Close Read 42 Comments

+40

http://wonkette.com/606440/now-is-the-time-for-all-good-wonkers-to-come-to-the-aid-of-our-dick-jokes

Terror Found

September 12, 2016 Close Read 18 Comments

+40

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/12/hms-terror-wreck-found-arctic-nearly-170-years-northwest-passage-attempt

Toilet Oysters!

September 12, 2016 C_R_Eature 14 Comments

+10

http://gothamist.com/2016/09/06/50000_oysters_installed_in_jamaica.php#photo-1

Bush Erased 22 Million Emails, But the Press Doesn’t Care

September 12, 2016 weejee 10 Comments

+30

http://www.newsweek.com/george-w-bush-white-house-lost-22-million-emails-497373

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Kentucky Goobernor Matt Bevin Calls for Civil War if Hillz Wins

September 12, 2016 weejee 19 Comments

+20

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2016/09/12/today-in-sedition-news/

CIA Grand Poobah Calls tRump Bunko Artist

September 12, 2016 weejee 3 Comments

+10

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/john-brennan-donald-trump_us_57d6a4f2e4b06a74c9f56a81

Amy Gooodman to be Arrested for Practicing Journalism

September 12, 2016 Zombie Dewey 3 Comments

+10

http://www.democracynow.org/2016/9/10/breaking_arrest_warrant_issued_for_amy

Okay how about flat-out fraud. Does FRAUD disqualify him?

September 12, 2016 Lot_49 6 Comments

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/how-donald-trump-retooled-his-charity-to-spend-other-peoples-money/2016/09/10/da8cce64-75df-11e6-8149-b8d05321db62_story.html

On 9/11/2001, Trump Struck the Perfect Note to Capture the Nation’s Sentiment (Still Won’t Disqualify Him)

September 11, 2016 Lot_49 12 Comments

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-9-11-bragged-towers_us_57d58b91e4b03d2d459aee98?section=&

20160909-d7f17621b0086407-0-0-42f38e97-101355112cac1ed4

President to be Honored with Parasitic Flatworm

September 11, 2016 Zombie Dewey 15 Comments

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/09/barack-obama-parasitic-flatworm-name-honor

Demonic Cheney & Spawn Write Death Warning

September 11, 2016 chascates 17 Comments

http://www.wsj.com/articles/dangers-rise-as-america-retreats-1473461151

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I Hate You, You Hate Me, What An Awful Family

Lifeboat Falls Off Cruise Ship During Evacuation Drill

NYC Wonkers! Do you have a primary today?! YES YOU DO!

Yes, Half of tRump’s Supporters Are Racists

All My Villainous Friends are Here on Monday Night

Hey, stop right now, read this on the front page and do something if you can

Terror Found

Toilet Oysters!

Bush Erased 22 Million Emails, But the Press Doesn’t Care

Kentucky Goobernor Matt Bevin Calls for Civil War if Hillz Wins

CIA Grand Poobah Calls tRump Bunko Artist

Amy Gooodman to be Arrested for Practicing Journalism

Okay how about flat-out fraud. Does FRAUD disqualify him?

On 9/11/2001, Trump Struck the Perfect Note to Capture the Nation’s Sentiment (Still Won’t Disqualify Him)

President to be Honored with Parasitic Flatworm

Demonic Cheney & Spawn Write Death Warning