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Newlywed’s Nasty Noro Nuptual Nightmare

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http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/outbreak-of-food-poisoning-after-wedding-reception-at-the-hilton-brisbane/news-story/4aea53d72ce3af6efe49927d31f61fbb?nk=ed3b738d6c792861d1b9d19dc54be8da-1458314802
Truth

I Wouldn’t Pay a Quarter to Read This Either, But See the Comments for a Link to a Summary

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https://www.nationalreview.com/nrd/articles/432569/father-f-hrer
Migrants

Immigration Isn’t the Main Issue; It’s the ONLY Issue

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http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/immigration-the-mother-of-all-issues/article/2586160#.VuvA0C_TP6w.twitter
Linotype

NYT Caught Deconstructing Pro-Bernie Article, Deploys “Public Editor” to Trowel Makeup Over the Editorial Zits

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http://publiceditor.blogs.nytimes.com/2016/03/17/new-york-times-bernie-sanders-coverage-public-editor/?rref=collection%2Fspotlightcollection%2FConversation%20Starters&action=click&contentCollection=U.S.&module=Collection&region=Marginalia&src=me&version=spotlight&pgtype=article
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Eddie Izzard, yes that Eddie Izzard, is running 27 marathons in 27 days for charity

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http://www.wsj.com/articles/eddie-izzard-runs-and-runs-and-runs-1458169593
Wilde

Trying to Figure Out Why This is on The Internet

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http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/03/16/jason_sudeikis_pick_up_line_worked_on_olivia_wilde_was_it_creepy_or_cute.html

Segways to Finally Accomplish Something Useful

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https://consumerist.com/2016/03/17/segway-patent-complaint-could-result-in-import-ban-on-most-hoverboard-scooters/https://consumerist.com/2016/03/17/segway-patent-complaint-could-result-in-import-ban-on-most-hoverboard-scooters/

Driver (Possible Douchebro) Hoisted By Own Facebook Video; BMW Ownership Unconfirmed

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http://denver.cbslocal.com/2016/03/16/police-ticket-man-after-video-posted-on-facebook/

Walmart Shoplifter Restorts to Biting when Flashing Doesn’t Work (no pics)

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http://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/index.ssf/2016/03/shoplifter_who_struck_bit_walm.html
snow dig cat

Kasich to get a lifetime supply of snowballs, though they will probably melt quickly

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http://www.koco.com/news/Oklahoma-Sen-Jim-Inhofe-endorses-John-Kasich-for-president/38553846