“I kept your cash because I needed weed.”

February 17, 2016 PubOption 1 Comment

+10

http://www.ksdk.com/features/ny-visitor-loses-wallet-gets-big-apple-note/45448964

Ted Cruz promises… No gluten-free meals for soldiers? Huh? (autoplay)

February 17, 2016 snowpointsecret 16 Comments

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http://edition.cnn.com/2016/02/16/politics/ted-cruz-military-speech-gluten-free/index.html?sr=twCNN021616ted-cruz-military-speech-gluten-free0411PMVODtopLink&linkId=21313301

Think Commercial Air Travel is Humiliating, Slow and Stuck in 1963? Blame the FAA

February 17, 2016 Lot_49 4 Comments

+10

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/future_tense/2016/02/the_faa_is_constantly_thwarting_aviation_innovation.html

Today in Men’s Fashion

February 17, 2016 Blue 9 Comments

+10

http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2016/feb/17/viva-forever-the-return-of-the-deep-v

Have You Hugged Your SQUID Today?

February 17, 2016 weejee 3 Comments

+30

http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/02/is-d-waves-quantum-processor-really-10%E2%81%B8-times-faster-than-a-normal-computer/

Japanese Chicken Yodeling Exists, Is Fantastic

February 17, 2016 AntiDerpomeme 4 Comments

+20

https://www.facebook.com/TheVomitorium/videos/985206241571066/

Obama Killed Scalia As A Pagan Human Sacrifice

February 17, 2016 chascates 5 Comments

+10

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rick-wiles-obama-killed-scalia-pagan-human-sacrifice

Everybody run. Jebbeh!’s Got a Gun.

February 16, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 39 Comments

+40

http://nymag.com/following/2016/02/jeb-bushs-gun-is-the-laughingstock-of-twitter.html

PPP: People in SC who like mustard-based BBQ sauces prefer Ted Cruz more than people who like other types of sauce

February 16, 2016 snowpointsecret 4 Comments

+20

https://twitter.com/jlove1982/status/699606330399559681

“YOU MIGHT NOT THING OH THIS DOESN’T APPLY TO ME<<<<“

February 16, 2016February 16, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 10 Comments

+20

http://literallyunbelievable.org/post/138640737084/crazy

[batteries not included]

February 16, 2016 C_R_Eature 6 Comments

+20

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2016/02/16/the-stupidly-simple-reason-why-the-military-lost-control-of-a-giant-surveillance-blimp/

Cheap Oil May Be Worse Than Expensive Oil, and Not The Way You’d Think

February 16, 2016February 16, 2016 Lot_49 4 Comments

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http://america.aljazeera.com/opinions/2016/2/how-cheap-oil-may-ruin-your-life.html

Well, This Would Have Been an Interesting Turn of Events

February 16, 2016February 16, 2016 Lot_49 3 Comments

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http://opinion.injo.com/2016/02/253148-time-tried-persuade-antonin-scalia-run-vice-president-united-states/?wpmm=1&wpisrc=nl_daily202

Bamz: Box In or Box Out Turtle and His Minions?

February 16, 2016 weejee 5 Comments

http://www.npr.org/2016/02/16/466938370/whom-will-president-obama-nominate-to-the-supreme-court

Tax Breaks Rarely Effective in Creating Jobs

February 16, 2016 PubOption 5 Comments

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http://www.stltoday.com/business/columns/david-nicklaus/nicklaus-missouri-understands-part-but-not-all-of-new-job/article_05c5e54c-f703-531d-aae3-2b641661d3a4.html

You think Donald Trump should lead the free world stupid you are breed you should not

In “That’s not surprising at all” news, The Donald’s spox thinks 9.11 was an inside job

February 16, 2016 Callyson 3 Comments

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http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/2/15/1485497/-Ladies-and-gents-Donald-Trump-s-campaign-spokeswoman-actually-said-this-out-loud?detail=email

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“I kept your cash because I needed weed.”

Ted Cruz promises… No gluten-free meals for soldiers? Huh? (autoplay)

Think Commercial Air Travel is Humiliating, Slow and Stuck in 1963? Blame the FAA

Today in Men’s Fashion

Have You Hugged Your SQUID Today?

Japanese Chicken Yodeling Exists, Is Fantastic

Obama Killed Scalia As A Pagan Human Sacrifice

Everybody run. Jebbeh!’s Got a Gun.

PPP: People in SC who like mustard-based BBQ sauces prefer Ted Cruz more than people who like other types of sauce

“YOU MIGHT NOT THING OH THIS DOESN’T APPLY TO ME<<<<“

[batteries not included]

Cheap Oil May Be Worse Than Expensive Oil, and Not The Way You’d Think

Well, This Would Have Been an Interesting Turn of Events

Bamz: Box In or Box Out Turtle and His Minions?

Tax Breaks Rarely Effective in Creating Jobs

In “That’s not surprising at all” news, The Donald’s spox thinks 9.11 was an inside job