“Please leave my goats alone, please repent, please turn yourself in.”

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http://www.wjhg.com/home/headlines/Caryville-woman-believes-her-goats-are-being-sexually-assaulted-367586041.html

Trump’s Classy Plane Loses Momentum, Makes Emergency Landing

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http://www.wnd.com/2016/02/trumps-plane-makes-emergency-landing/
Young man sick after too much drinking of  beer and wine.

“…people vomiting in pools and running down corridors covering their mouths.”

+20

http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/travel-troubles/76564717/gastro-strands-158-ship-passengers-on-cruise-from-nz--report
bobandray2

Before Firesign Theater, there these guys. So long, Bob.

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http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/04/arts/television/bob-elliott-of-bob-and-ray-comedy-fame-dies-at-92.html?ref=arts

Sad JEB asks the folks at his miserable campaign event to “please clap” for him

+20

http://outragednews.com/wp/2016/02/04/jeb-bush-asks-his-audience-to-clap-for-his-town-hall-address/

Charting Money Given Out and Syrian Refugees Taken In

+10

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/syria-refugee-summit-3-charts-that-show-whatever-is-pledged-in-london-will-not-be-enough-on-its-own-a6853031.html
ObiefishSockPuppet

Oceanographers just need to find a matching pair and it will all make perfect sense…

+20

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-35482467

No Spike in Sex Trafficking for Super Bowl; No Mention of GOP Convention

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https://sexualintelligence.wordpress.com/2016/02/01/superbowl-ground-zero-for-sex-trafficking-super-nonsense/

Snowden just needs to bang a general

+10

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/pentagon-decides-no-further-punishment-warranted-for-petraeus/2016/01/30/b503348e-c767-11e5-8965-0607e0e265ce_story.html

State leg: “Porn is Public Health Crisis, Worse than Cocaine!” Guess the state!

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/utah-proposes-bill-porn-public-health-crisis-article-1.2515580