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Tortoises are Sick of This Shit and Making a Break For It.

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http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/mesa/breaking/2015/10/19/mesa-runaway-tortoise-found-safe/74227876/

Paul Ryan says he will run for Speaker if everybody is nice and lets him win

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http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/10/20/450384555/rep-paul-ryan-will-run-for-speaker-of-the-house-under-several-conditions
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Digitized Museum Specimens Find New Life Online

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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/20/science/putting-museums-samples-of-life-on-the-internet.html?&moduleDetail=section-news-0&action=click&contentCollection=Science&region=Footer&module=MoreInSection&version=WhatsNext&contentID=WhatsNext&pgtype=article&_r=0

Alabama Congressman wants Hillary Impeached Ahead of Time-Marty McFly to Head Investigation

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mo-brooks-hillary-clinton_5625053de4b0bce3470156eb?ir=Politics&section=politics
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Trolling, Trolling, Trolling Joel Olsteen

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http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/internet-troll-impersonates-evangelist-joel-osteen-on-his-own-facebook-page-and-the-results-are-hilarious/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=rawstory

Mob in Israel Beats Man to Death Thinking He Was a Terrorist. He Wasn’t.

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http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/19/middleeast/israel-violence/
lando_smoothie

Did fans react the same way to Lando? Racists butt hurt over token black guy in new Star Wars Trailer

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http://www.salon.com/2015/10/20/starring_donald_trump_as_darth_vader_anti_star_wars_white_supremacists_and_tea_party_voters_speak_the_same_language/