Top this headline: I Found Inner Peace with a Healing Crystal Dildo

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https://www.vice.com/read/i-found-peace-with-a-healing-crystal-dildo-729

I’ve got a little list – “Obama to slaughter millions”

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http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rick-wiles-obama-will-slaughter-millions-american-resistors
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Saturn’s Moon Tethys Has Red Marks – GOP Blames Nobummer

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http://www.astronomy.com/news/2015/07/unusual-red-arcs-spotted-on-saturns-icy-moon-tethys
TrumpRealAmerican

NH focus group wants to have Trump’s babby; he’s all yours GOP

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http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/donald-trump-nh-focus-group

Abuse Made Conservative Politician Gay – But Only for Five Years

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http://www.ksdk.com/story/news/politics/2015/07/30/conservative-mo-lawmaker-says-child-abuse-made-him-gay--for-5-years/30880257/

FTC Investigating Univ. of Phoenix for Deceptive Practices

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http://www.kmov.com/story/29667600/ftc-investigating-online-college-university-of-phoenix
Oblivion-Flooded-Washington-DC

♪ Foggy Bottom tumbles into the sea That’ll be the day I go Back to Annandale ♪

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/wp/2015/07/29/why-sea-level-in-the-d-c-region-is-rising-faster-than-anywhere-else-on-the-east-coast/
Steelers

Tom Brady &etc…will we be doing the Wonkette Fantasy Football draft this year?

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http://deadspin.com/tom-brady-and-the-nflpa-sue-the-nfl-in-federal-court-ov-1720971303
coffee-smil

Soon You Won’t Be Able to Spunk Into Your Coworker’s Coffee Cup in Minnesota Anymore

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http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/news/3807074-new-minnesota-laws-take-effect-aug-1
OCEANS-CHASE-01-tmagSF

A Renegade Trawler, Hunted for 10,000 Miles by Vigilantes

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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/28/world/a-renegade-trawler-hunted-for-10000-miles-by-vigilantes.html?mabReward=A5&moduleDetail=recommendations-0&action=click&contentCollection=Europe&region=Footer&module=WhatsNext&version=WhatsNext&contentID=WhatsNext&src=recg&pgtype=article&_r=0