Drones Deliver Drugs Direct to Dissolute Dopers Doors

July 31, 2015 C_R_Eature 18 Comments

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http://www.popsci.com/weed-delivery-service-trees-will-drone-pot-customers

BlueB4Moonrise

July 31, 2015July 31, 2015 C_R_Eature 18 Comments

+10

http://www.theguardian.com/science/gallery/2015/jul/31/blue-moon-in-pictures

Who’s In For Fantasy Hockey This Year. Hockey Is Fun

July 31, 2015 Vodka 95 Comments

+10

https://youtu.be/nQS8uFl29aw

Lucky number? Seems legit.

July 31, 2015 sw19womble 4 Comments

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/30/coincidence-or-corruption-the-case-of-serbias-bouncing-lottery-ball-21

The circus might last even longer this election cycle

July 31, 2015 Callyson 6 Comments

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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/31/opinion/the-gops-crowded-stage.html?&moduleDetail=section-news-0&action=click&contentCollection=Opinion&region=Footer&module=MoreInSection&version=WhatsNext&contentID=WhatsNext&pgtype=article

Nice time! Uncle Jericho adopting Cecil’s cubs?

July 31, 2015July 31, 2015 OzoneTom 12 Comments

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3181277/Saved-Cecil-lion-s-cubs-protected-BROTHER-fears-evil-rival-Jericho-kill-pride-says-Oxford-University-expert.html

Texas Man Hurt When Bullet Ricochets Off Armadillo He Tried To Shoot

July 31, 2015 OzoneTom 15 Comments

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http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/armadillo-shooting-texas

But Reporting is Hard!

July 31, 2015July 31, 2015 qwerty42 10 Comments

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http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/highly-instructive

If you can’t trust Trey Gowdy, who can you trust?

July 31, 2015July 31, 2015 qwerty42 2 Comments

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/highly-instructive

Not All Pencils Are Dicks

July 31, 2015 weejee 5 Comments

http://weburbanist.com/2015/07/29/lead-finger-incredible-miniatures-carved-out-of-pencil-tips/

Faux Newz: Liebrawls War on Urinals is a Real Pisser

July 31, 2015 weejee 6 Comments

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http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2015/07/31/3686344/bill-oreilly-daily-show-tarnsgender-representation/

Yer Passwoid is a Crap Shoot

July 31, 2015 weejee 15 Comments

http://boingboing.net/2015/07/31/dice.html

Peggy Noonan Drinks In Donald Trump, Has Drunken Orgasm!

July 31, 2015 Nounverb911 9 Comments

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http://www.wsj.com/articles/what-voters-see-in-donald-trump-1438301641

Private Utility Insists Worm-Ridden Water Meets Texas Health Standards

July 31, 2015 guppy06 13 Comments

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http://consumerist.com/2015/07/30/texas-neighborhood-displeased-to-find-worms-in-the-drinking-water/

Stay KKKlassy, Oklahoma GOP

July 30, 2015 Z. Pinhead 12 Comments

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http://kfor.com/2015/07/29/oklahoma-political-group-apologizes-for-facebook-post/

Watch the World’s Greatest Aquatic Athletes get Violently Ill!

July 30, 2015 C_R_Eature 13 Comments

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http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/jul/30/athletes-at-rio-olympics-to-compete-in-basically-raw-sewage-study-reveals

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Drones Deliver Drugs Direct to Dissolute Dopers Doors

BlueB4Moonrise

Who’s In For Fantasy Hockey This Year. Hockey Is Fun

Lucky number? Seems legit.

The circus might last even longer this election cycle

Nice time! Uncle Jericho adopting Cecil’s cubs?

Texas Man Hurt When Bullet Ricochets Off Armadillo He Tried To Shoot

But Reporting is Hard!

If you can’t trust Trey Gowdy, who can you trust?

Not All Pencils Are Dicks

Faux Newz: Liebrawls War on Urinals is a Real Pisser

Yer Passwoid is a Crap Shoot

Peggy Noonan Drinks In Donald Trump, Has Drunken Orgasm!

Private Utility Insists Worm-Ridden Water Meets Texas Health Standards

Stay KKKlassy, Oklahoma GOP

Watch the World’s Greatest Aquatic Athletes get Violently Ill!