Escort Shoots Violent John, Finds He May Have Been Serial Killer

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http://www.ksdk.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/07/27/man-killed-by-sex-worker-could-be-serial-killer/30725759/

Billy Bass snagged at Cafe Milano with shitty liquor lure.

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/wp/2015/07/23/prominent-washington-pr-executive-is-suspect-in-cafe-milano-burglary-records-show/
Sweatshop

Über’s free-market argument is just a fantasy. And by the way, all those comfy sedans squirting around your cellphone screen aren’t really there.

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http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/future_tense/2015/07/uber_s_algorithm_and_the_mirage_of_the_marketplace.2.html
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Deat Rat vs Seagull: Boy, this guy _really_ hates seagulls!

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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/07/27/seagull-eating-rat_n_7877248.html
a1953939-56-lizard man

Super Double SuperDuper Secret Agent Also Alien Hybrid, Says Not At All Gullible Fiancee

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http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/dead-la-man-1-200-guns-identified-part-alien-article-1.2301594
I'm gonna go talk to some food about this

DAVID BROOKS WRITES A YELP REVIEW OF THE NEW THAI RESTAURANT

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http://avidly.lareviewofbooks.org/2015/07/17/david-brooks-writes-a-yelp-review-of-the-new-thai-restaurant/
We shall overcomb Trump 2016

My fears that we wouldn’t get a good laugh on August 6 were unfounded, at least for the first debate: Trump tops CNN poll of 2016 Republicans

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http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/07/26/us-usa-election-trump-idUSKCN0Q00MF20150726

Choke out condom cobras with charisma, says agitated coastal yokel.

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http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/s-c-pastor-rages-over-sex-ed-contraception-is-like-letting-your-kids-play-with-rattlesnakes/