merlin

Time Magazine called to say that Week 12 was PROBABLY going to be named “Thing (Week) of the Year,” but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

https://deadspin.com/a-thanksgiving-tribute-to-my-chair-1820683344
Cthulhu 4 U

Fill Your Brain With Horror and Nostalgia for a Time When C_R_Eature Walked the Wonk

https://wonkette.com/author/c_r_eature
gorka

The contents of “Dr” Sebastian Gorka’s pockets, presented to Twitter for scrutiny

https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/934468946216013824
AP_17324142065466-Made-Mike-Hughes-California-Rocket

Mad Mike Scrubs 1800′ AGL Space Flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/24/a-flat-earthers-plan-to-launch-himself-in-a-homemade-rocket-just-hit-a-speed-bump/?utm_term=.d512be3b0ff2
orb

64 years of NY Times blowjobs lovingly applied to a grateful Saudi régime’s throbbing member

https://twitter.com/anhistorian/status/934080718816399361
erecting shop

Life in the Erection Shop: Watch these craftsmen wearing neckties rebuild a steam locomotive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=452&v=ktHw1wR9XOU