Have You Had Your Morning Jet Acrobatics?
Resistance’s Finger
Week 8 cannot believe the media produced such beautiful children. How the media did this, I don’t know. You have no weight problems. That’s the good news, right?
OHMIGOD!!!!!OHMIGOD!!!!!!!OHMIGOD!!!!!!!!!
Voir dear
Adam Lanza Threatened Sandy Hook Killings Years Earlier, Records Show
“It could be that an infusion of blood-sucking bats will not even lead to a noticeable rise in rabies in the United States.”
Airline to offer in-flight snacks, live mediocre guitarists
Holy shit! Friday night news dump eleventy!
Don’t Be a Butthole! Give a Kitteh a Butthole Today!
Aussie Satire So Good Their Government Banned It
Alaskan Airport Sealed Off
The Sackler family: a rogues’ gallery of drug-pushers masquerading as benefactors
