These So-Called “National Monuments” Don’t Even Have Hotels or Casinos! Losers! Sad!

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/04/28/525883061/photos-see-the-sweeping-american-landscapes-under-review-by-trump
Corpse_Flower

Ex-Cop Steals Flowers from Graves for Resale; Florida Somehow Not Involved

https://consumerist.com/2017/04/28/flower-shop-owner-accused-of-stealing-plants-from-cemetery/
I wish I had a dollar for every time someone called me greedy make that 100 dollars

Wall Street’s grousing about American Airlines’ worker raises shows what’s wrong with Wall Street

http://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-hiltzik-american-airlines-20170428-story.html
fuckoff

Genius Dingus Assface Fuckhead Security Instructor Pepper Sprays Autistic Man for Taking Cookie from Free Cookie Tray

http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/news/4257404-minn-security-guard-pepper-sprays-autistic-man-eating-cookie-grocery-store-sample-tray