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Happy Baseball Season! This was the most Wonkville “Opening Day” story I could find

http://www.mypalmbeachpost.com/sports/baseball/why-this-former-miami-marlin-working-porn-movies/z4p9GcgoCZy9nhLyv5ev7M/

Natl Poetry Month Continues Apace: William Logan’s “Lying In Bed”

https://books.google.com/books?id=YxrJbdOC4zsC&pg=PA66&lpg=PA66&dq=%22lying+in+bed%22+william+logan&source=bl&ots=tJ7CggFsyH&sig=39mWEVnn4MWthIXL9Q-BpDKUjXY&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiw2rKd8__SAhVBGmMKHSrKAfMQ6AEIITAC#v=onepage&q=%22lying%20in%20bed%22%20william%20logan&f=false
ivanka

Got a son or daughter in Iraq or Syria? Trump’s DoD sez that’s none o’yer bidness.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-syria-iraq-pentagon
Let's give it a chance - meteor that looks like Trump

Our Dishonest President (every now and then the LA Times decides to be a real newspaper)

http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-ed-our-dishonest-president/
thisIsATelescope

Lil’ Stoner’s First, uh, Telescope? Try telling that to the cop who pulled you over.

http://protelescope.com/firstview-3-dobsonian-telescope
Fake

Read this to try to convince yourself that Ivanka intends to comply with ethics laws.

http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/ivanka-trump-tries-to-quiet-the-ethics-critics