Happy Baseball Season! This was the most Wonkville “Opening Day” story I could find April 3, 2017 AntiDerpomeme 191863 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F03%2Fhappy-baseball-season-this-was-the-most-wonkville-opening-day-story-i-could-find%2FHappy+Baseball+Season%21+This+was+the+most+Wonkville+%22Opening+Day%22+story+I+could+find2017-04-03+14%3A43%3A55Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F03%2Fhappy-baseball-season-this-was-the-most-wonkville-opening-day-story-i-could-find%2F http://www.mypalmbeachpost.com/sports/baseball/why-this-former-miami-marlin-working-porn-movies/z4p9GcgoCZy9nhLyv5ev7M/
Some Lithium 6 With Your Coffee? April 3, 2017 weejee 191842 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F03%2Fsome-lithium-6-with-your-coffee%2FSome+Lithium+6+With+Your+Coffee%3F2017-04-03+14%3A26%3A13Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F03%2Fsome-lithium-6-with-your-coffee%2F https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/03/us/politics/north-korea-nuclear-trump-china.html?_r=0
No Mubobobo Stories Recently, So Consider Magun April 3, 2017 PubOption 191832 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F03%2Fno-mubobobo-stories-recently-so-consider-magun%2FNo+Mubobobo+Stories+Recently%2C+So+Consider+Magun2017-04-03+12%3A51%3A27Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F03%2Fno-mubobobo-stories-recently-so-consider-magun%2F http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-committing-adultery-gets-stuck-10149719
Natl Poetry Month Continues Apace: William Logan’s “Lying In Bed” April 2, 2017 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 191813 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F02%2Fnatl-poetry-month-continues-apace-william-logans-lying-in-bed%2FNatl+Poetry+Month+Continues+Apace%3A+William+Logan%27s+%22Lying+In+Bed%222017-04-03+02%3A22%3A34Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D19181 https://books.google.com/books?id=YxrJbdOC4zsC&pg=PA66&lpg=PA66&dq=%22lying+in+bed%22+william+logan&source=bl&ots=tJ7CggFsyH&sig=39mWEVnn4MWthIXL9Q-BpDKUjXY&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiw2rKd8__SAhVBGmMKHSrKAfMQ6AEIITAC#v=onepage&q=%22lying%20in%20bed%22%20william%20logan&f=false
Got a son or daughter in Iraq or Syria? Trump’s DoD sez that’s none o’yer bidness. April 2, 2017 Lot_49 191796 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F02%2Fgot-a-son-or-daughter-in-iraq-or-syria-trumps-dod-sez-thats-none-oyer-bidness%2FGot+a+son+or+daughter+in+Iraq+or+Syria%3F+Trump%27s+DoD+sez+that%27s+none+o%27yer+bidness.2017-04-02+22%3A33%3A00Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F02%2Fgot-a-son-or-daughter-in-iraq-or-syria-trumps-dod-sez-thats-none-oyer-bidness%2F http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-syria-iraq-pentagon
Our Dishonest President (every now and then the LA Times decides to be a real newspaper) April 2, 2017 Callyson 191763 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F02%2Four-dishonest-president-every-now-and-then-the-la-times-decides-to-be-a-real-newspaper%2FOur+Dishonest+President+%28every+now+and+then+the+LA+Times+decides+to+be+a+real+newspaper%292017-04-02+20%3A57%3A05Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F02%2Four-dishonest-president-every-now-and-then-the-la-times-decides-to-be-a-real-newspaper%2F http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-ed-our-dishonest-president/
Lil’ Stoner’s First, uh, Telescope? Try telling that to the cop who pulled you over. April 2, 2017 glaß 191731 Commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F02%2Flil-stoners-first-uh-telescope-try-telling-that-to-the-cop-who-pulled-you-over%2FLil%27+Stoner%27s+First%2C+uh%2C+Telescope%3F+Try+telling+that+to+the+cop+who+pulled+you+over.2017-04-02+17%3A27%3A37Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F02%2Flil-stoners-first-uh-telescope-try-telling-that-to-the-cop-who-pulled-you-over%2F http://protelescope.com/firstview-3-dobsonian-telescope
Enjoy a Precipitous Day April 2, 2017 weejee 191712 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F02%2Fenjoy-a-precipitous-day%2FEnjoy+a+Precipitous+Day2017-04-02+17%3A01%3A06Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F02%2Fenjoy-a-precipitous-day%2F http://icroscopic-footage-o.html
Build the Danged Fence April 1, 2017 Zombie Dewey 191695 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F01%2Fbuild-the-danged-fence%2FBuild+the+Danged+Fence2017-04-02+00%3A57%3A16Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F01%2Fbuild-the-danged-fence%2F http://www.ladailypost.com/content/white-house-announces-border-wall-between-colorado-and-new-mexico
Harris’s Healthcare Hall Heckled Heartliy April 1, 2017 C_R_Eature 191655 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F01%2Fharriss-healthcare-hall-heckled-heartliy%2FHarris%27s+Healthcare+Hall+Heckled+Heartliy2017-04-02+00%3A17%3A37Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D19165 http://www.delmarvanow.com/story/news/2017/03/31/harris-booed-repeatedly-town-hall/99892054/
Read this to try to convince yourself that Ivanka intends to comply with ethics laws. April 1, 2017 Lot_49 191531 Commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F01%2Fread-this-to-try-to-convince-yourself-that-ivanka-intends-to-comply-with-ethics-laws%2FRead+this+to+try+to+convince+yourself+that+Ivanka+intends+to+comply+with+ethics+laws.2017-04-01+23%3A56%3A17Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D19153 http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/ivanka-trump-tries-to-quiet-the-ethics-critics
It’s Not National Poetry Month April 1, 2017 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 191616 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F01%2Fits-not-national-poetry-month%2FIt%27s+Not+National+Poetry+Month2017-04-01+23%3A21%3A35Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D19161 https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems-and-poets/poems/detail/47651
First Kangaroos Released in Wyoming April 1, 2017 Zombie Dewey 1915915 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F01%2Ffirst-kangaroos-released-in-wyoming%2FFirst+Kangaroos+Released+in+Wyoming2017-04-01+23%3A21%3A13Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D19159 http://buckrail.com/first-90-kangaroos-released-in-wyoming/
“For a Breath, I Tarry” April 1, 2017 Lot_49 191573 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F01%2Ffor-a-breath-i-tarry%2F%22For+a+Breath%2C+I+Tarry%222017-04-01+16%3A38%3A00Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F01%2Ffor-a-breath-i-tarry%2F https://hackaday.com/2017/04/01/quadruped-robot-can-crawl-under-cars-and-jump-kick-open-doors/
Octopus Gesture to Speech Breakthrough April 1, 2017 C_R_Eature 191551 Commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F01%2Foctopus-gesture-to-speech-breakthrough%2FOctopus+Gesture+to+Speech+Breakthrough2017-04-01+14%3A50%3A02Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F01%2Foctopus-gesture-to-speech-breakthrough%2F https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMM4XYteqWI
Good news, everyone! April 1, 2017 chascates 1915227 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F01%2Fgood-news-everyone%2FGood+news%2C+everyone%212017-04-01+12%3A54%3A31Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F01%2Fgood-news-everyone%2F http://www.marketwatch.com/video/these-robots-want-to-steal-your-heart-not-your-job/B49F88A9-F9D2-49A6-AD63-8620DC6429AB.html?mod=trending_now_video_1