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Florida Man shoots cat for looking at him “like he owned the place.”

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/man-says-he-shot-cat-that-pooped-in-his-yard

Here’s a radio thing ’cause I know you guys are music-y

https://www.buzzfeed.com/claudiakoerner/someone-keeps-hacking-radio-stations-to-play-fuck-donald-tru

EU ‘to dock Marine Le Pen’s wages’ to make up for €300,000 she owes Brussels

http://www.thelocal.fr/20170201/eu-to-dock-marine-le-pens-wages-to-make-up-for-300000-she-owes-them
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The first issue of the Journal of Alternative Facts, now available

http://cfiesler.tumblr.com/post/156505147155/from-the-first-issue-of-the-journal-of-alternative

Jared Kushner is ‘f*cking furious’ about reduced role and has lost 7 lbs since Inauguration Day: report

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/jared-kushner-is-fcking-furious-about-reduced-role-and-has-lost-7-lbs-since-inauguration-day-report/

Monday Night Massacre? Vomitmort Fires Acting Attorney General Over Immigration Directive

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/acting-attorney-general-bars-justice-department-defending-immigration-order-n714451