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Western Europe to be Cast into Sea by Angry God as Last Holdout Italy Approves Same-Sex Civil Unions

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/05/12/477780198/italy-becomes-last-western-european-nation-to-legalize-same-sex-civil-unions

Zimmerman to Auction Off Gun Used to Shoot Trayvon Martin

http://www.kmov.com/story/31954130/pistol-used-in-trayvon-martin-shooting-to-be-auctioned

Now you can own the gun that killed Trayvon Martin and help White Supremacy!

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/george-zimmerman-auctioning-off-gun-used-to-kill-trayvon-martin-and-using-money-to-fight-blm-and-clinton/

My Sister Was On This Dude’s Show A Few Years Ago And Here’s That Guy Being Completely Embarrassed At The Prospect Of A Local Chef’s Proposal To Lick His Asshole On Live Television, At 9 In The Morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IIobLjpW1g
Ryan

Didn’t Want That Stinking Convention Chair Gig Anyhow…Riiiight…

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/paul-ryan-donald-trump-223025
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Hey Forest Service: It’s “Land of Many Uses,” Not “Let’s Use Up All the Land.”

http://www.politico.com/agenda/story/2016/05/the-forest-services-climate-change-failure-000119
Stadium

Tejas Town Proposes to Provide More Perfection Education for its Youngs by Constructing this $62M Sportsball Field

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/05/09/texas_school_district_votes_to_build_62_million_high_school_football_stadium.html
Did you know that one out of three Trump supporters are just as stupid as the other two

OK, I was afraid of this–this is why we have to bust our asses for the Dems this fall

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/11/opinion/campaign-stops/how-many-people-support-trump-but-dont-want-to-admit-it.html