Got Your 401(k) or IRA with Friend-to-the-Little Guy Chuck Schwab? Might Want to Rethink That

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/montana-dark-money-judicial-race_us_572b9f4ce4b016f378951c8f

Heidi Cruz Likens Husband’s Campaign to Efforts to End Slavery

https://www.texastribune.org/2016/05/10/heidi-cruz-likens-husbands-efforts-slavery/

Judge resigns after cam pics from scam to slam young man with paddle grabbing bags of cans under community service sham

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/arkansas-judge-resigns-after1000s-photos-nude-male-defendants-found-his-n570896
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But he REALLY had to go!

http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/5/9/1524780/-Gun-permit-owner-shoots-gun-into-bathroom-because-he-felt-the-person-was-taking-too-long?detail=email2&link_id=6&can_id=d7534497ef3dfc29d68f8b75e399bb70&source=email-lawyer-arrested-when-she-remained-silent-during-traffic-stop-by-new-jersey-troopers-2&email_referrer=lawyer-arrested-when-she-remained-silent-during-traffic-stop-by-new-jersey-troopers-2&email_subject=lawyer-arrested-when-she-remained-silent-during-traffic-stop-by-new-jersey-troopers
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Amazing Insight ‘o the Day: Trump supporters mistake meaningless bullsh*t statements for profound truths — according to science

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/trump-supporters-mistake-meaningless-bullsht-statements-for-profound-truths-according-to-science/

Wait a Minute: You Can’t “Conspire” by Yourself, So Isn’t “Co-Conspirator” a Redundancy?

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/judge-orders-names-bridgegate-conspirators-released
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New Poll Says Lice and Nickelback Are More Popular Than tRump

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/trump-less-popular-than-lice-new-ppp-poll-682411587777

North Korea Expels Journalist for Claiming Everything was Staged

http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/09/asia/bbc-correspondent-expelled-north-korea/