John Oliver’s Cicada News Roundup

May 1, 2016 Shelwood 1 Comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5E7cG54VoA

Happy May Day Wonkers

May 1, 2016 weejee 11 Comments

http://www.king5.com/news/local/seattle/may-day-rallies-planned-for-seattle/163288117

CIA Unclear on the Purpose of Twitter, its Role as a Covert Intelligence Agency, and Whether the Soviet Union Still Poses a Threat to the United States

May 1, 2016 Lot_49 14 Comments

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/cia-tweets-fifth-anniversary-bin-laden-raid

Do We Really Need to Even HAVE the Primary Tuesday?

May 1, 2016 Lot_49 18 Comments

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-2016/primary-forecast/indiana-republican/

Headline Writing Job Now Available in Philadelphia

May 1, 2016 Shelwood 2 Comments

http://deadspin.com/phillies-pitchers-many-strikeouts-lead-to-wacky-acciden-1774116150

“Hello, Julia? It’s Hitler.”

May 1, 2016 C_H_Itler 6 Comments

http://www.vox.com/2016/4/30/11539078/melania-trump-gq-julia-ioffe-antisemitic-donald-Trump

Isn’t Every Issue of NYT Magazine “The Money Issue”?

May 1, 2016 Lot_49 7 Comments

http://www.nytimes.com/indexes/2016/05/01/magazine/index.html?action=click&contentCollection=magazine&region=supplemental&module=undefined&contentPlacement=2&pgtype=sectionfront

Yeah, what he said.

May 1, 2016 C_R_Eature 9 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIJoAb1bUOc

RIP to The Radical Priest

April 30, 2016 Shelwood 6 Comments

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2016/04/peace_activist_father_berrigan_dies_taught_at_st_p.html?hootPostID=5811f5e6cefa4c5176011d40162189db

Limericks!

April 30, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 9 Comments

http://www.thehypertexts.com/The%20Best%20Limericks%20of%20All%20Time.htm

Sex-Obsessed Solon Sits Silent, Swallowing Sidekick’s Silly Snacks

April 30, 2016 Lot_49 7 Comments

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/jeremy-durham-isolated-sexual-assault-allegations

In exchange for two tickets to the Barry Manilow concert Monday night.

April 30, 2016 Blue 20 Comments

http://tucson.com/news/local/education/amphi-music-program-gets-a-lift-from-pop-legend-manilow/article_8e97ccfc-98fe-5224-9d77-08a52c4895fe.html

Robot Mermaids!

April 30, 2016 snowpointsecret 14 Comments

http://www.whio.com/news/news/science/robot-mermaid-new-way-explore-oceans/nrFJs/

Cetacean Caught Chasing Chesapeake Chow

April 30, 2016 C_R_Eature 7 Comments

http://www.baltimoresun.com/videogallery/cbsbal-humpback-spotted-in-chesapeak-20160429-premiumvideo.html

It Approaches

April 30, 2016 snowpointsecret 14 Comments

http://radar.weather.gov/Conus/centgrtlakes.php

Benghazi Select Committee Now Attempting to Interview Conservative Talk Show Callers as Witnesses

April 29, 2016 pigdootsmolloy 9 Comments

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/benghazi-select-committee-now-attempting-interview-conservative-talk-show-callers-witnesses

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John Oliver’s Cicada News Roundup

Happy May Day Wonkers

CIA Unclear on the Purpose of Twitter, its Role as a Covert Intelligence Agency, and Whether the Soviet Union Still Poses a Threat to the United States

Do We Really Need to Even HAVE the Primary Tuesday?

Headline Writing Job Now Available in Philadelphia

“Hello, Julia? It’s Hitler.”

Isn’t Every Issue of NYT Magazine “The Money Issue”?

Yeah, what he said.

RIP to The Radical Priest

Limericks!

Sex-Obsessed Solon Sits Silent, Swallowing Sidekick’s Silly Snacks

In exchange for two tickets to the Barry Manilow concert Monday night.

Robot Mermaids!

Cetacean Caught Chasing Chesapeake Chow

It Approaches

Benghazi Select Committee Now Attempting to Interview Conservative Talk Show Callers as Witnesses