Pine Pollen

Perennial Pine Poontang Party Producing Prodigious Pollen Plumes

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/pollen-misery-and-the-allergy-afflicted-our-season-of-suffering-has-arrived/2016/04/20/143a3a42-066a-11e6-a12f-ea5aed7958dc_story.html
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How I Imagine Smokey Looks [if she weren’t too busy studying to notice]

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/apr/20/philadelphia-eagles-cleveland-browns-nfl-draft-picks

Only known film of Louis Armstrong in studio discovered in storage facility

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/apr/20/louis-armstrong-film-jazz-los-angeles-1959
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Someone’s Finally Going to Open That Naked Restaurant Nobody Asked For

http://www.grubstreet.com/2016/04/world-getting-naked-restaurant.html?mid=twitter_nymag

Disgruntled Former Employee Uses Fire Bombs Not Guns

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/fired-cook-threw-molotov-cocktails-at-maplewood-sports-bar-the/article_44cf7c72-bc24-596b-8d25-43b54bdad883.html

I thought that it seemed warm today.– Yet another gas leak at Porter Ranch

http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2016/04/19/3770748/another-leak-porter-ranch/
Oil fire

If We Can’t Win in the Middle East, Why Don’t We Leave?

https://warisboring.com/if-we-can-t-win-in-the-middle-east-why-don-t-we-just-leave-1e8581baf2b6#.45i544k5a

Rep. Peter King: ‘I’ll Take Cyanide’ If Ted Cruz Wins Republican Presidential Nomination

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/peter-king-ted-cruz-cyanide_us_5716e1bbe4b0018f9cbb9457
fur

An Ad for Macy’s Fur Storage Service in Today’s Treated-Wood-Pulp NYT Reminds You That “It’s Time to Store Your Fur.” How is This Even a Thing?

http://furvault.com/