Oh God!

April 20, 2016 guppy06 3 Comments

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/seriouslyscience/2016/04/11/does-watching-porn-make-you-less-religious-over-time/

WaPo Investigates the Stories that Matter Most

April 20, 2016 guppy06 3 Comments

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2016/04/06/is-rule-34-actually-true-an-investigation-into-the-internets-most-risque-law/

An Irresistable Invitation!

April 20, 2016 guppy06 1 Comment

http://www.vintag.es/2016/04/13-most-ridiculous-vintage-mens.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+vintageeveryday+%28vintage+everyday

Gov. Haley Barbour gestures to lawmakers that they take their seats and cease their applause so he can deliver his eighth and final State of the State address to a joint Legislature in House Chambers at the Capitol in Jackson, Miss., Tuesday, Jan. 11, 2011. (AP Photo/Rogelio V. Solis)

BBC’s Stephen Sackur BBCs the Shit Out of Haley Barbour

April 19, 2016 AlterNewt 2 Comments

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03qwnvj

“There once was a man from Ankara…”

April 19, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 3 Comments

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/04/introducing-the-president-erdogan-offensive-poetry-competition/

Ph’nglui Mglw’nafh Cthulhu Enceladus wgah’nagl fhtagn

April 19, 2016 C_T_Hulhu 6 Comments

http://www.popsci.com/saturns-moon-enceladus-has-tentacle

Did you hear that they’re voting in New York? Yes? Okay.

April 19, 2016April 20, 2016 snowpointsecret 113 Comments

http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results

This is Good News for Panamanian Strongman Juan McCain!

April 19, 2016 Lot 7 Comments

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/john-mccain-skip-gop-convention

“Tristia” and “Lines on the Unknown Soldier” by Osip Mandelshtam

April 19, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 2 Comments

http://www.academia.edu/5471707/Osip_Mandelshtam_Tristia_and_Lines_on_the_Unknown_Soldier_._Trans._with_Raina_Kostova

Ban a Brewery II: Still No Fire Trucks

April 19, 2016 smokefilledroommate 38 Comments

Whole Foods Countersues Preacher Over ‘Fag’ Cake, States Video Footage Proof of Package Tampering

April 19, 2016 chascates 3 Comments

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/whole-foods-counter-sues-gay-pastor-for-fraudulent-allegations-about-anti-gay-cake/

RIP Boaty McBoatFace

April 19, 2016 snowpointsecret 6 Comments

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/19/474805391/u-k-science-minister-torpedoes-boaty-mcboatface-as-ship-name

Ban a Brewery from the Local Municipal Liquor Store? No New Fire Truck For You!

April 19, 2016April 19, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 6 Comments

http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/news/4010919-updated-bent-paddle-suds-spat-spills-over-silver-bay-fire-truck-purchase

Is Your Fifth-Grader Smarter Than an Ape? Probably Not

April 19, 2016 Lot 5 Comments

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2016/04/how_apes_beat_humans_at_certain_memory_tests.html

Ohio about to be invaded by an army of ugly, bloated screamers with just one thing on their minds!

April 19, 2016 C_R_Eature 10 Comments

http://www.cicadamania.com/cicadas/brood-v-17-year-cicadas-due-in-spring-of-2016/

Nice Ozzy Time

April 19, 2016 Blue 3 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPBrA3sV90A

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Oh God!

WaPo Investigates the Stories that Matter Most

An Irresistable Invitation!

BBC’s Stephen Sackur BBCs the Shit Out of Haley Barbour

“There once was a man from Ankara…”

Ph’nglui Mglw’nafh Cthulhu Enceladus wgah’nagl fhtagn

Did you hear that they’re voting in New York? Yes? Okay.

This is Good News for Panamanian Strongman Juan McCain!

“Tristia” and “Lines on the Unknown Soldier” by Osip Mandelshtam

Ban a Brewery II: Still No Fire Trucks

Whole Foods Countersues Preacher Over ‘Fag’ Cake, States Video Footage Proof of Package Tampering

RIP Boaty McBoatFace

Ban a Brewery from the Local Municipal Liquor Store? No New Fire Truck For You!

Is Your Fifth-Grader Smarter Than an Ape? Probably Not

Ohio about to be invaded by an army of ugly, bloated screamers with just one thing on their minds!

Nice Ozzy Time