Video: The Germans would like to remind you that they’ve been there before

https://www.facebook.com/polandball/videos/10156746220205483/
raining sideways

National Weather Service to Stop Screaming in All Caps, UNLESS IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/science/the-national-weather-service-will-stop-screaming-in-all-caps/
Make this a thing please make this real

DC Madam scandal from a few years ago is making news again: lawyer claims client list is relevant to 2016 campaign.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/dc-madam-s-ex-lawyer-releases-new-documents-n554266
dildune

Dildos and all of those other sex toys have been used for thousands of years in demonic sex rituals. Masturbation is a direct path to Satan.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/christian-publisher-women-are-losing-their-salvation-because-they-masturbate/

Drugged Kids Slug in Jakarta, But At Least They Don’t Suffer From the Greater Evil of Mass Transit

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/11/world/asia/gridlocked-jakarta-becomes-even-worse-at-least-for-a-week.html?ref=world&_r=0
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And What Joy of Spring is Happening in Your Neighborhood?

http://www.capitolhillseattle.com/2016/04/police-homicide-investigation-at-21st-and-pine/

Obama Administration Is Set to Give Away American Sovereignty to U.N.

http://constitution.com/administration-set-give-away-american-sovereignty-u-n/
Money-out-the-window[1]

MIT Study Disproves Proposition That Welfare Makes Poor People Lazy, Therefore MIT Must Be in Pocket of Big Poverty

http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2015/11/20/9764324/welfare-cash-transfer-work

“In That Photo, Fix the Pit Stains on My Shirt” by Luis Chaves

http://www.theguardian.com/books/translation-tuesdays-by-asymptote-journal/2016/mar/29/translation-tuesday-in-that-photo-fix-the-pit-stains-on-my-shirt