Senior DARPA Scientist Warns of Widespread Lethal Attacks Upon the Public Coming From Microwave Towers

http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2016/04/senior-darpa-scientist-warns-of-widespread-lethal-attacks-upon-the-public-coming-from-microwave-towers-2474661.html

Boston Globe Runs Fake Front Page Detailing A Donald Drumpf World

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/10/473709316/boston-globe-runs-fake-front-page-detailing-a-donald-trump-world

NYT Makes Up for all the Dumb-Ass Op-Eds it Has Published in the Last, uh, 2 Months With One Beautiful Article About What We Mean By “Intelligence” in Ourselves and in Animals

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/10/opinion/sunday/what-i-learned-from-tickling-apes.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=image&module=opinion-c-col-right-region&region=opinion-c-col-right-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-right-region
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The Cruzer & Dr. Chaps Revel in tRump’s Rocky Mountain Brain Fart

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2016/04/10/a-proud-moment-for-colorado/

Mom Shoots Kids’ iPhones Twice, Then the Sledgehammers Came Out

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3531437/Southern-mom-shoots-disobedient-children-s-iPhones.html
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I’m not sure why this picture exists but it’s great (link goes to original)

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54950285
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Hillz Deploys Electronic Counter-Measures Against Media at Hickenlooper Fund-Raiser

https://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/4/7/1512436/-Clinton-campaign-uses-noise-machine-to-stop-reporters-from-hearing-fundraiser