Driver (Possible Douchebro) Hoisted By Own Facebook Video; BMW Ownership Unconfirmed

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2016/03/16/police-ticket-man-after-video-posted-on-facebook/

Walmart Shoplifter Restorts to Biting when Flashing Doesn’t Work (no pics)

http://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/index.ssf/2016/03/shoplifter_who_struck_bit_walm.html
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Kasich to get a lifetime supply of snowballs, though they will probably melt quickly

http://www.koco.com/news/Oklahoma-Sen-Jim-Inhofe-endorses-John-Kasich-for-president/38553846

“South Africa Did Not Bribe FIFA to get 2010 World Cup.” Pig Squadron to Arrange Fly-Past

http://www.stltoday.com/news/world/south-africa-wants-fifa-to-retract-accusations-of-bribery/article_b135aac0-14e6-5253-8d99-11b4b899582d.html

Homophobic Sportsballers: Who Would Have Thunk It?

http://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/professional/cardinals-take-reported-allegations-from-gay-player-very-seriously/article_a4a58af5-d08f-5a8a-8917-bf1e585364e1.html