Give us this day our daily mass shooting: 5 dead, 3 shot at BBQ

http://www.wtae.com/news/sources-multiple-people-shot-in-wilkinsburg/38434402

Trump-backing KKK leader refuses to believe Jesus was Jewish: ‘He was an Israelite!’

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/trump-backing-kkk-leader-refuses-to-believe-jesus-was-jewish-he-was-an-israelite/

Kid Hit by Car, Other Drivers Go Around Body

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/east-st-louis-hit-and-run-victim-ignored-by-motorists/article_67cd566c-1b99-5358-937f-41f658608b40.html

Will the Weed Blaster Come to a Field Near You?

http://www.stltoday.com/business/local/weed-blaster-technology-a-boost-organic-farming/article_98d13ebe-9e2d-5e25-8541-ebe426e025d2.html

There was one guy who got last night’s Michigan result right

https://tylerpedigo.com/2016/03/08/michigan-mississippi-democratic-primary-projections/

Drumpf Doesn’t Own Most Of The Products He Pitched Last Night

http://www.npr.org/2016/03/09/469775355/trump-doesnt-own-most-of-the-products-he-pitched-last-night

Apparently the Chicago Tribune doesn’t like either Democratic candidate

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/editorials/ct-marco-rubio-tribune-endorsement-clinton-sanders-0310-md-20160309-story.html
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Man attempts to murder Cruz backer, Warn about Martians making People “sex slaves”, is 100% sane

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/03/paranoid-idaho-shooter-caught-at-white-house.html