The newly-elected chair of the Republican Party in the county that includes the Texas Capitol spent most of election night tweeting about former Gov. Rick Perry’s sexual orientation and former President Bill Clinton’s penis.

http://www.texastribune.org/2016/03/02/newly-elected-gop-chair-texas-capitol/
Bug

Now Hastening the Destruction of a Planet Near You: the 1,479-hp, 261-mph Bugatti Shiva

http://arstechnica.com/cars/2016/02/1479-horsepower-261-mph-2-6-million-the-new-bugatti-chiron/
Trump African Dictator

Newell Says the Stop-Drumpf Initiative is Doomed

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2016/03/rubio_cruz_and_kasich_will_all_stay_in_the_gop_race_why.html
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This Man Will Save World from Twin Evils of Porn and Masturbation

https://unicornbooty.com/watch-why-is-actor-terry-crews-making-weird-anti-masturbation-videos/
HRC-DWS

Wasserman Schultz Thinks Payday Lenders Are Really Not So Bad, and Shouldn’t Have to do Anything for Two More Years, and State Regulations Should Supersede Federal Ones. Why? See Abover

https://www.salon.com/2016/03/01/dnc_chair_debbie_wasserman_schultz_joins_hands_with_gop_in_assault_on_elizabeth_warrens_consumer_protection_agency/
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(O Brother) Carlson, Ingraham: Romney A Liberal For Condemning Trump On KKK

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/tucker-carlson-laura-ingraham-romney-kkk
cthulu

“I’m running because everyday Americans and their spawn need a demagogue, and I want to be that demagogue. I want families to do more than just get by — I want you to get a head and consume it for nourishment.”

http://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/mar/01/could-cthulhu-trump-other-super-tuesday-contenders-hp-lovecraft