19 thoughts on ““I’m running because everyday Americans and their spawn need a demagogue, and I want to be that demagogue. I want families to do more than just get by — I want you to get a head and consume it for nourishment.””
Hey, it's not my fault that people fell for that "Hope and Change" act. I think after 7 years of this failed "Nation of Laws" nonsense and the utterly amateurish Republican Chaos response, America will be ready to try Despair.
…Waite says. “His presidential campaign is about unleashing an unending wave of insanity. He has selected the US population as his chosen people and he will lead them to a new golden age of mass sacrifice and unmentionable horror.”
Come on now. If you're going to go with Insanity, then go with a proven Insanity Leader!
Laugh while you can, Monkey-boy, but this time next year you'll be sorry you didn't invest in walk-in freezer space, a 6 foot drum barbecue for the backyard and extra chainsaw parts.
Well, here's some good news for the campaign via RS………
"Texas fears ‘brain drain’ now that public universities will allow guns on campus"
Given the 2010 legacy of "Super Tuesday" being ultra heavy to Dixie, do you think the South can show itself to be more than a tent show? Be a real tentacle show.
So far Voyager 1 has "left the Solar System" by passing through the termination shock three times, the heliopause twice, and once each through the heliosheath, heliosphere, heliodrome, auroral discontinuity, Heaviside layer, trans-Neptunian panic zone, magnetogap, US Census Bureau Solar System statistical boundary, Kuiper gauntlet, Oort void, and crystal sphere holding the fixed stars.
THE STARS ARE RIGHT
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THE STARS ARE RIGHT
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Yeah, yeah, sure. That's what you said in 2008 too.
I'm beginning to suspect that this is not a serious campaign.
Hey, it's not my fault that people fell for that "Hope and Change" act. I think after 7 years of this failed "Nation of Laws" nonsense and the utterly amateurish Republican Chaos response, America will be ready to try Despair.
…Waite says. “His presidential campaign is about unleashing an unending wave of insanity. He has selected the US population as his chosen people and he will lead them to a new golden age of mass sacrifice and unmentionable horror.”
Come on now. If you're going to go with Insanity, then go with a proven Insanity Leader!
The Adlai Stevenson of eldritch horror.
Laugh while you can, Monkey-boy, but this time next year you'll be sorry you didn't invest in walk-in freezer space, a 6 foot drum barbecue for the backyard and extra chainsaw parts.
Well, here's some good news for the campaign via RS………
"Texas fears ‘brain drain’ now that public universities will allow guns on campus"
Their Brains, our gain!
Bumper sticker NOW!
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Yay!
"Equality Through Insanity!"
"Make America the Great old One's Again!"
But are the stars just the right height?
"I want families to do more than just get by — I want you to get a head and consume it for nourishment.”
Finally, a Candidate with a sensible platform.
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IT'S HAPPENING
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Given the 2010 legacy of "Super Tuesday" being ultra heavy to Dixie, do you think the South can show itself to be more than a tent show? Be a real tentacle show.
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I think "A Shoggoth in every garage and TWO Children in every pot" can really take off down there.
As per |xkcd|: