5 thoughts on “Pitching Religion Isn’t Monkey Business”
Hope those chimps love Jebus because if they don't they're going to Hell.
And if we keep enslaving and imprisoning these "creatures" in "zoological parks" we might be joining them there. It doesn't help that we're gobbling up what's left of their habitat in the wild with urban sprawl, theme parks and soybean farms.
Back in the Neolithic Age, if there were only a few kids around, we would chalk a box on a convenient wall [ often the school ] and have batting practice with a automatic ball return if the ball wasn't hit.
So my theory is that this is the beginning of bat/ball sport.
Just need to watch for a chimp carrying a large stick.
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Hope those chimps love Jebus because if they don't they're going to Hell.
And if we keep enslaving and imprisoning these "creatures" in "zoological parks" we might be joining them there. It doesn't help that we're gobbling up what's left of their habitat in the wild with urban sprawl, theme parks and soybean farms.
Back in the Neolithic Age, if there were only a few kids around, we would chalk a box on a convenient wall [ often the school ] and have batting practice with a automatic ball return if the ball wasn't hit.
So my theory is that this is the beginning of bat/ball sport.
Just need to watch for a chimp carrying a large stick.
[Artists rendition of the batter's box ]
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Don't forget dogs!
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When the local hooligans throw a brick through a window, are they following a primitive religious ritual?
Exactly.