Breaking! Election 20116 has been decided! Sanders,4; Kasich, 3.

natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 5 Comments
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3438314/Bernie-wins-landslide-4-0-against-Hillary-Kasich-beats-Trump-tiny-New-Hampshire-town-population-nine-opens-polling-midnight.html
infinity

Looping : When you’re on ecstasy and you get stuck in the same mental thought process over and over.

Blue 3 Comments
http://gawker.com/beeb-boop-robot-marco-rubio-malfunctioning-in-new-hamps-1757952467
hayasshole

Fucking Shitty Fucking Asshole Scott God Damn Fucking Walker Signs a Fucking Piece-of-Shit Bill Fucking Legalizing Fucking Concealed God Damn Carry for Fucking Shit Ass Switchblades Because He Fucking Has Nothing Else to do for His Fucking Shit State

natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 4 Comments
http://www.waow.com/story/31159436/2016/02/06/governor-walker-signs-bill-legalizing-concealed-switchblades
NHladyeatingbreakfast

Today, we are all this NH woman just trying to eat her fucking breakfast in peace.

natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 23 Comments
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/02/08/woman_continues_meal_during_carly_fiorina_manchester_stop.html
I dunno cockroach

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ passive sprawling when vertically compressed

Blue 3 Comments
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/feb/08/robot-cockroaches-search-and-rescue-missions-university-of-california-berkeley
No Cruz

If Noted Jurist Eric Posner Says Cruz is Constitutionally Unqualified to be President, Who Are We to Disagree?

Lot_49 4 Comments
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/view_from_chicago/2016/02/trump_is_right_ted_cruz_is_not_eligible_to_be_president.html

Emerson Poll, which nailed Iowa GOP, calls for the return of Jeb!

snowpointsecret Leave a comment
http://media.wix.com/ugd/3bebb2_40ad3c95ef7d40e5bc8470098cbc702f.pdf
Cany94RUsAAv4pB

Not sure how this account will keep the joke up for long so let’s enjoy it while we can

snowpointsecret 6 Comments
https://twitter.com/RubioGlitch/status/696531021165043712
Marco Rubio's impossible task make racism palatable to Latinos

Well, I’m just SHOCKED!

Callyson 5 Comments
http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2016/02/08/3747089/marco-rubio-event-profile/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=tptop3&utm_term=3&utm_content=12&elq=bc81437a9e764a3796f2f290b814a1cc&elqCampaignId=4984&elqaid=29058&elqat=1&elqTrackId=092c658e616f4abbac6ce2625e2ec8d6