The first direct detection of gravitational waves is now widely expected to be announced tomorrow.

http://www.nature.com/news/gravitational-waves-6-cosmic-questions-they-can-tackle-1.19337

Ted Cruz Gets Trolled by Pro-Pony Presidential Candidate Vermin Supreme

http://theslot.jezebel.com/ted-cruz-gets-trolled-by-pro-pony-presidential-candidat-1758050869

Florida man tosses gator into Wendy’s drive-thru window (autoplay)

http://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/loxahatchee-acreage/man-accused-of-tossing-gator-into-wendys-drive-thru-window
Geithner

The Fix Is In For Former Treasury Secretary Timothy “Fivehead” Geithner

https://www.salon.com/2016/02/09/its_a_special_club_and_youre_not_in_it_being_in_the_same_social_class_as_the_wall_street_bank_youre_borrowing_from_pays_off_just_ask_timothy_geithner/