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JEB$ thinks [redacted] is a fine name for an NFL team, and they shouldn’t change it

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/09/30/1426353/-Jeb-Bush-doesn-t-find-the-name-Redskins-offensive-Care-to-guess-why
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Bernie Sander’s penis-shaped donations thermometer has topped one million donors faster than any other campaign ever

http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/bernie-sanders-reaches-1-million-donations-record-time
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Latest Clinton Email Release Reveals Sexytime Poems by T.S [redacted]

http://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/sep/30/new-edition-of-ts-eliot-poems-challenge-perceptions-of-his-sexuality
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Boehner likely successor demonstrates his smarts

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/09/30/boehners-likely-successor-credits-benghazi-committee-for-lowering-hillary-clintons-poll-numbers/
Henry A. Kissinger, President Nixon?s chief foreign policy advisor, and Jill St. John, Hollywood actress whom he frequently dates, are dinner companions at the Now Grove in the Ambassador hotel in Los Angeles, Tuesday, Oct. 21, 1970. Kissinger, a bachelor, has escorted Miss St. John to a variety of functions in Washington as well as in the Hollywood and Los Angeles area. (AP Photo)

Evil War-Dwarf Henry Kissinger Responsible for Just About Everything Bad

http://www.salon.com/2015/09/30/kissinger_poisoned_the_middle_east_america_is_living_in_a_quagmire_of_his_making_partner/

Ferguson Protester to Run for St. Louis Mayor – as Republican

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/govt-and-politics/nick-pistor/cab-driving-ferguson-protester-announces-run-for-st-louis-mayor/article_5a0595dd-3a6b-546a-bbd8-4b2a9ac10153.html