Man Not Bitten By Venomous Reptile

August 31, 2015August 31, 2015 Blue 5 Comments

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34105065

Obama To Learn Survival Skills From Bear Gryllis, Palin To Attack With Moosalini WordSalad

August 31, 2015 Nounverb911 4 Comments

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/08/31/president-obama-to-run-wild-with-bear-grylls/?module=WatchingPortal&region=c-column-middle-span-region&pgType=Homepage&action=click&mediaId=wide&state=standard&contentPlacement=3&version=internal&contentCollection=artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com&contentId=http%3A%2F%2Fartsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com%2F2015%2F08%2F31%2Fpresident-obama-to-run-wild-with-bear-grylls%2F&eventName=Watching-article-click

Ethics Complaints Against US Senator Jim Inhofe for Live Pigeon Shoot

August 31, 2015August 31, 2015 Stuart Chaifetz 7 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o86sPTaZCbs

Not just dumb but Texas dumb

August 31, 2015 One_who_Wanders 1 Comment

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2015/08/31/3696894/pete-sessions-gun-violence-diversity/

Teenage Mutant Ninja Lice

August 31, 2015August 31, 2015 PubOption Leave a comment

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/education/new-super-strain-of-lice-puts-area-schools-in-scratchy/article_a4d9e485-fbfb-5bcb-abfe-3ce1b29caa57.html

Moment of silence, for Horror Lord Wes Craven’s passing

August 31, 2015August 31, 2015 Lizzietish81 2 Comments

http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3359258/r-p-wes-craven-passes-away-age-76/

Feces-leaking grimace bear loved by dozens.

August 31, 2015 coozledad 7 Comments

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/liz-cheney-the-gratitude-americans-feel-for-my-dad-is-matched-only-by-our-love-for-him/

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Octopuses Appear To Take Up Arms As Submarine Warfare Escalates

August 31, 2015 C_R_Eature 3 Comments

http://www.npr.org/2015/08/30/436085657/watch-octopuses-appear-to-take-up-arms-as-submarine-warfare-escalates

Somebody at Slate Has a Serious Hard-on for Miley Cyrus

August 31, 2015 Lot_49 1 Comment

http://www.slate.com/search.html#search=miley%20cyrus

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When it comes to Katrina, all I know is: everything you know is wrong.

August 31, 2015 Lot_49 2 Comments

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2015/08/hurricane_katrina_10_years_later_the_myths_that_persist_debunked.2.html

Bullet starts fire in California, because we need more guns or something

August 30, 2015 snowpointsecret Leave a comment

http://www.kionrightnow.com/news/local-news/10acre-vegetation-fire-near-laguna-seca-shooting-range/35005482

Openly gay sportsball players: finally the start of a slow trickle?

August 30, 2015 sw19womble 3 Comments

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/aug/30/sam-stanley-england-sevens-first-rugby-union-professional-gay

You Know Who Else Wanted to Tattoo Numbers on People?

August 30, 2015 Shelwood 12 Comments

http://gawker.com/does-chris-christie-want-to-put-bar-codes-on-people-to-1727557488

Barry Hussein Soetoro Unconstitutionally Renames Beloved Mt. McKinley to Something Foreign-Sounding that’s Probably Communist or Muslin. IS MT. RUSHMORE NEXT?

August 30, 2015August 30, 2015 C_R_Eature 10 Comments

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/08/30/436125678/obama-renaming-continents-highest-peak-from-mt-mckinley-to-denali

Tetris the cravings away

August 30, 2015 Close Read 20 Comments

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/feb/21/playing-tetris-reduce-strength-cravings-food-cigarettes-alcohol-study

Scott Walker to save us from poutine and toques, eh

August 30, 2015 Close Read 22 Comments

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/aug/30/scott-walker-canada-border-wall-immigration-terrorists

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Man Not Bitten By Venomous Reptile

Obama To Learn Survival Skills From Bear Gryllis, Palin To Attack With Moosalini WordSalad

Ethics Complaints Against US Senator Jim Inhofe for Live Pigeon Shoot

Not just dumb but Texas dumb

Teenage Mutant Ninja Lice

Moment of silence, for Horror Lord Wes Craven’s passing

Feces-leaking grimace bear loved by dozens.

Octopuses Appear To Take Up Arms As Submarine Warfare Escalates

Somebody at Slate Has a Serious Hard-on for Miley Cyrus

When it comes to Katrina, all I know is: everything you know is wrong.

Bullet starts fire in California, because we need more guns or something

Openly gay sportsball players: finally the start of a slow trickle?

You Know Who Else Wanted to Tattoo Numbers on People?

Barry Hussein Soetoro Unconstitutionally Renames Beloved Mt. McKinley to Something Foreign-Sounding that’s Probably Communist or Muslin. IS MT. RUSHMORE NEXT?

Tetris the cravings away

Scott Walker to save us from poutine and toques, eh