Faux Newz: Liebrawls War on Urinals is a Real Pisser

July 31, 2015 weejee 6 Comments

http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2015/07/31/3686344/bill-oreilly-daily-show-tarnsgender-representation/

Yer Passwoid is a Crap Shoot

July 31, 2015 weejee 15 Comments

http://boingboing.net/2015/07/31/dice.html

Peggy Noonan Drinks In Donald Trump, Has Drunken Orgasm!

July 31, 2015 Nounverb911 9 Comments

http://www.wsj.com/articles/what-voters-see-in-donald-trump-1438301641

Private Utility Insists Worm-Ridden Water Meets Texas Health Standards

July 31, 2015 guppy06 13 Comments

http://consumerist.com/2015/07/30/texas-neighborhood-displeased-to-find-worms-in-the-drinking-water/

Stay KKKlassy, Oklahoma GOP

July 30, 2015 Z. Pinhead 12 Comments

http://kfor.com/2015/07/29/oklahoma-political-group-apologizes-for-facebook-post/

Watch the World’s Greatest Aquatic Athletes get Violently Ill!

July 30, 2015 C_R_Eature 13 Comments

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/jul/30/athletes-at-rio-olympics-to-compete-in-basically-raw-sewage-study-reveals

Top this headline: I Found Inner Peace with a Healing Crystal Dildo

July 30, 2015 Lot_49 9 Comments

https://www.vice.com/read/i-found-peace-with-a-healing-crystal-dildo-729

I’ve got a little list – “Obama to slaughter millions”

July 30, 2015 One_who_Wanders 3 Comments

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rick-wiles-obama-will-slaughter-millions-american-resistors

Saturn’s Moon Tethys Has Red Marks – GOP Blames Nobummer

July 30, 2015 weejee 12 Comments

http://www.astronomy.com/news/2015/07/unusual-red-arcs-spotted-on-saturns-icy-moon-tethys

Astronomers can now read your aurora! That’ll be $75 please!

July 30, 2015July 30, 2015 sw19womble 3 Comments

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-33711161

NH focus group wants to have Trump’s babby; he’s all yours GOP

July 30, 2015 OzoneTom 4 Comments

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/donald-trump-nh-focus-group

Abuse Made Conservative Politician Gay – But Only for Five Years

July 30, 2015 PubOption 10 Comments

http://www.ksdk.com/story/news/politics/2015/07/30/conservative-mo-lawmaker-says-child-abuse-made-him-gay--for-5-years/30880257/

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Boston Balcony Barfer Blitzes Baseball Buffoons Below

July 30, 2015 Vomiting_Larry 3 Comments

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/07/red-sox-puking-fan/

FTC Investigating Univ. of Phoenix for Deceptive Practices

July 30, 2015 PubOption 2 Comments

http://www.kmov.com/story/29667600/ftc-investigating-online-college-university-of-phoenix

♪ Foggy Bottom tumbles into the sea That’ll be the day I go Back to Annandale ♪

July 30, 2015 C_R_Eature 10 Comments

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/wp/2015/07/29/why-sea-level-in-the-d-c-region-is-rising-faster-than-anywhere-else-on-the-east-coast/

When Monkeys Ruled Plymouth

July 30, 2015 AlterNewt 8 Comments

http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Arson-execution-rooftop-chases-monkeys-lived/story-27514245-detail/story.html

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Faux Newz: Liebrawls War on Urinals is a Real Pisser

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Peggy Noonan Drinks In Donald Trump, Has Drunken Orgasm!

Private Utility Insists Worm-Ridden Water Meets Texas Health Standards

Stay KKKlassy, Oklahoma GOP

Watch the World’s Greatest Aquatic Athletes get Violently Ill!

Top this headline: I Found Inner Peace with a Healing Crystal Dildo

I’ve got a little list – “Obama to slaughter millions”

Saturn’s Moon Tethys Has Red Marks – GOP Blames Nobummer

Astronomers can now read your aurora! That’ll be $75 please!

NH focus group wants to have Trump’s babby; he’s all yours GOP

Abuse Made Conservative Politician Gay – But Only for Five Years

Boston Balcony Barfer Blitzes Baseball Buffoons Below

FTC Investigating Univ. of Phoenix for Deceptive Practices

♪ Foggy Bottom tumbles into the sea That’ll be the day I go Back to Annandale ♪

When Monkeys Ruled Plymouth