Tom Brady &etc…will we be doing the Wonkette Fantasy Football draft this year?

July 30, 2015 Callyson 10 Comments

http://deadspin.com/tom-brady-and-the-nflpa-sue-the-nfl-in-federal-court-ov-1720971303

Soon You Won’t Be Able to Spunk Into Your Coworker’s Coffee Cup in Minnesota Anymore

July 29, 2015 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 21 Comments

http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/news/3807074-new-minnesota-laws-take-effect-aug-1

A Renegade Trawler, Hunted for 10,000 Miles by Vigilantes

July 29, 2015 C_R_Eature 25 Comments

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/28/world/a-renegade-trawler-hunted-for-10000-miles-by-vigilantes.html?mabReward=A5&moduleDetail=recommendations-0&action=click&contentCollection=Europe&region=Footer&module=WhatsNext&version=WhatsNext&contentID=WhatsNext&src=recg&pgtype=article&_r=0

Just a question: Is the Pope the Antichrist?

July 29, 2015 qwerty42 8 Comments

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/drudge-report-pope-francis-antichrist

Five Nights At Freddy’s creator is a Lover, not a Fighter.

July 29, 2015 sw19womble 2 Comments

http://www.kotaku.co.uk/2015/07/29/five-nights-freddys-creator-responds-haters-best-way

FL poll shows Trump beating Bush

July 29, 2015 OzoneTom 6 Comments

http://www.saintpetersblog.com/archives/236488

The Koch Brothers versus Donald Trump? Get out the popcorn!

July 29, 2015 Callyson 4 Comments

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/07/kochs-freeze-out-trump-120752.html?ml=po

Medical experts say: Exercise caution when selecting donor for your fecal transplant

July 29, 2015July 29, 2015 Close Read 5 Comments

http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2015/07/29/4282292.htm

Click if You Are a Bad Person.

July 29, 2015July 29, 2015 Blue 15 Comments

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/snake-handling-kentucky-christian-refuses-treatment-after-rattlesnake-bite-dies/

GeeOhPeer Trying to Meadow Muffin Boner

July 29, 2015 weejee 1 Comment

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/07/house-conservative-john-boehner-ouster-120742.html?hp=t1_r

We read the chain emails your grandma gets in her inbox out loud like they were true - FOX News

FOX News has standards? That IS news…

July 29, 2015 Callyson 1 Comment

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/07/fox-republican-debate-lowers-threshold-120748.html?wpisrc=nl_daily202&wpmm=1

WAPoo Sez Sanders Like Palin

July 29, 2015 weejee 6 Comments

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/monkey-cage/wp/2015/07/29/heres-one-important-way-bernie-sanders-is-like-sarah-palin/

Rick Perry’s Glasses: Fake, or Fake?

July 29, 2015 guppy06 3 Comments

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/02/20/1278893/-Rick-Perry-s-new-eyeglasses-to-make-appearance-in-Iowa-next-week

It’s quiet. Yeah- too quiet.

July 29, 2015 glasspusher 2 Comments

http://arstechnica.com/science/2015/07/inside-the-quietest-room-in-the-world/

Well, you know what they say about Oklahoma gals and tornadoes…

July 29, 2015 OzoneTom 4 Comments

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/christina-fallin-trailer-oklahoma-governors-mansion

Pandering to the Elderly?

July 29, 2015 PubOption 1 Comment

http://www.kmov.com/story/29647249/oldest-ever-giant-panda-celebrates-with-bamboo-veggie-cake

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Tom Brady &etc…will we be doing the Wonkette Fantasy Football draft this year?

Soon You Won’t Be Able to Spunk Into Your Coworker’s Coffee Cup in Minnesota Anymore

A Renegade Trawler, Hunted for 10,000 Miles by Vigilantes

Just a question: Is the Pope the Antichrist?

Five Nights At Freddy’s creator is a Lover, not a Fighter.

FL poll shows Trump beating Bush

The Koch Brothers versus Donald Trump? Get out the popcorn!

Medical experts say: Exercise caution when selecting donor for your fecal transplant

Click if You Are a Bad Person.

GeeOhPeer Trying to Meadow Muffin Boner

FOX News has standards? That IS news…

WAPoo Sez Sanders Like Palin

Rick Perry’s Glasses: Fake, or Fake?

It’s quiet. Yeah- too quiet.

Well, you know what they say about Oklahoma gals and tornadoes…

Pandering to the Elderly?