Pretty sure Raccoon-on–a-stick has been disallowed by the good people at the Minnesota State Fair.
Yummm, deep fried raccoon on a stick
I'm pretty sure that's a delicacy in West Virginia.
Ahem
So a bear is busy straining away, trying to take a crap behind some bushes, when a bunny rabbit hops past.
"Say!" The bear calls out, stopping the rabbit in her tracks. "Does the shit stick to your fur, too?"
"Why, yes!" The bunny responds brightly.
To which, the bear immediately picks the rabbit up by the scruff of the neck, sticks her under his butt and rubs vigorously, until all the caked-on shit around his asshole is clear.
No, but, for reals…
Crane Lake’s new restroom will join an elite corps of DNR biffs. Of the 1,500 or so toilets at DNR boat landings around Minnesota, fewer than 10 flush.
If a bear shits in the woods and nobody's there, does the flush make a sound?
What if the toilet doesn't flush? Then what, Socrates?!?!?!?!
Then the bear needs to get a plunger.
or at least tie a raccoon to a stick…
Pretty sure that's a hate crime.
OR
Pretty sure Raccoon-on–a-stick has been disallowed by the good people at the Minnesota State Fair.
Yummm, deep fried raccoon on a stick
I'm pretty sure that's a delicacy in West Virginia.
Ahem
So a bear is busy straining away, trying to take a crap behind some bushes, when a bunny rabbit hops past.
"Say!" The bear calls out, stopping the rabbit in her tracks. "Does the shit stick to your fur, too?"
"Why, yes!" The bunny responds brightly.
To which, the bear immediately picks the rabbit up by the scruff of the neck, sticks her under his butt and rubs vigorously, until all the caked-on shit around his asshole is clear.
No, but, for reals…
Crane Lake’s new restroom will join an elite corps of DNR biffs. Of the 1,500 or so toilets at DNR boat landings around Minnesota, fewer than 10 flush.
If I ever want to keep my mom from ever visiting me, it seems like northern Minnesota is the place to go.
Living in northern Minnesota is a perfect way to keep your mom and others from visiting you..
Except for these nice people: https://www.facebook.com/VirginiaSurplus
No shit–there's nothing there!
Hey! There's trees and stuff!
Aww, how cute, a pet gun! It's probably not going to kill me today!
Little pink outhouses for you and me
<img src="http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/78/b0/5d/an-old-outhouse-in-connecticut.jpg">
Someone should tell him to pull his pants down. Pull the door closed first, though, please.
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"DNR biff"
thud
I own some remote property with an outhouse. It never fails. If this new one isn't properly winterized, they can expect some expensive repairs.
And/or a lawsuit!