I'm counting on Fukui wandering across this comment some time between now and the year 2020. Unless, of course, the new Wonkville goes the way of the old Wonkville. In which case, remember, young Karen, ALL IS FOR NAUGHT.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUCK IT, YOU NON 212-AREA-CODE-HAVING MOTHERFUCKER! (shakes fist again, forgetting what the fuck was the big deal in the first place…)
Our Soccer Team is Win-nier!©
Whew. Let's be honest, the optics of Germany vs Japan and, even more, Germany vs England, would have just been uncomfortable.
This was only the third-worst defeat Germany has taken at the hands of America.
Just a kick in the grass.
oh snap
I was hoping for an England-Germany final that, one way or another, would stop one of my German colleagues from whining about a 49-year-old goal.
German whiners. The mind reels.
What's really funny is the USA beat the three other semi-final teams during WWII.
…
*waits*…
I bet some English person will see this post in like 3 years somehow and get really mad.
I'm counting on Fukui wandering across this comment some time between now and the year 2020. Unless, of course, the new Wonkville goes the way of the old Wonkville. In which case, remember, young Karen, ALL IS FOR NAUGHT.
INSERT HAPPY/SAD FACE EMOTICON.
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EXACTLY
At least you turned up on time to this one. 😉
High fives (fours? sixes?) the Womble.
https://afcwimbledoncfs.files.wordpress.com/2013/…
Not me, but a close cousin
Quite well done.
At least those damn Canucks and Quebecois are out of it. *tee-hee*
Looking forward to a good USA-England smash up in the finals! Come on, Lionesses!
I fear that Japan is way too smart and organised and great at passing for Engerlund.
Also, I'm half-Welsh, so fuck the English!
Hey, I just noticed something cool about our new Wonkville. You can only upvote a post once… once.
TAKE THAT, ACTOR!
(shakes fist at memories forgotten long ago…)
No more +163 scores, yay!
Guess who needs our approval to even post?
Jesus?
Oh, wait. I mean…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUCK IT, YOU NON 212-AREA-CODE-HAVING MOTHERFUCKER! (shakes fist again, forgetting what the fuck was the big deal in the first place…)
Oh, man, I really want to deny Jesus ('s posts) three times.
I imagine most of his posts being tl;dr
"Jesus, not another post about mustard seeds! DELETE!"
too long; did not resurrect
Quick, before the cock crows!