Woman Covers Up Arson By Giving Birth July 1, 2015 Shelwood 3869 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F07%2F01%2Fwoman-covers-up-arson-by-giving-birth%2FWoman+Covers+Up+Arson+By+Giving+Birth2015-07-01+06%3A06%3A43Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F07%2F01%2Fwoman-covers-up-arson-by-giving-birth%2F +30
I knew who posted this as soon as I read the title. Well done, Shel!
I have a feeling this child's conception was similarly freaky.
That poor kid is going to be hearing about this every time Mommy gets drunk, forever.
I think this kid owes her existence to mommy getting drunk. Good luck, kid.
As do most babbies, I think.
I'm convinced this baby has magical powers.
Excellent B movie potential.
Screen play by Stephen King?
Placenta-Hungry Bees would be a great SNL skit.