Yep. Fired a gun off, into the dirt and then the air, somewhere in downtown Miami, then when the cops came, he ran half a block down the street, buried the gun in a sidewalk potted plant, then tried to hide behind the same damned plant. I am sad that no video has emerged yet.
Outrun the cops (easy), bury your shit, and go to some bathroom or wherever to pick the soil out of your fingers.. Done and done.
If you wee our TE, we would win more games
Still, it's sad that I am merely relieved he is a idiot, and not a pedo like Chmurra.
I forgot about Chmura..
eta: well, we still have a racist!
Last year I had a teachable moment with Kid Glass. I was trying to get some moist thermite going with magnesium ribbon. I said "hmm, that's funny, it usually goes by now… but don't take your eye off of it!"
Even Strahan was never that stupid. Dude, just.. dude.
He should be hanging out with Plaxico
Totes..
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(prolly in poor taste, but I'm an Iggles fan so whaddyawant..)
Very poor taste. No cheese steak?
What, Odell Beckham Jr. only needed three fingers to catch a football!
And you can still sack a guy with a clawpaw!
Will Tebow pray for him?
Tebow.. ha ha! Oh shit.. forgot.
So, a U haul full of fireworks. Where's the photo of the U haul filled with beer?
It only takes one fuck up. Light fuse and get away.
I think his fuckup began somewhere around, "Fill UHaul with fireworks, post pictures to social media."
But at least he didn't try to hide behind a potted plant (looking at you, Andrew Quarless. YES, we can see you.)
Wha? Semi-useless TE hid behind a plant?!
Yep. Fired a gun off, into the dirt and then the air, somewhere in downtown Miami, then when the cops came, he ran half a block down the street, buried the gun in a sidewalk potted plant, then tried to hide behind the same damned plant. I am sad that no video has emerged yet.
Florida Man strikes again!
Outrun the cops (easy), bury your shit, and go to some bathroom or wherever to pick the soil out of your fingers.. Done and done.
If you wee our TE, we would win more games
Still, it's sad that I am merely relieved he is a idiot, and not a pedo like Chmurra.
I forgot about Chmura..
eta: well, we still have a racist!
Last year I had a teachable moment with Kid Glass. I was trying to get some moist thermite going with magnesium ribbon. I said "hmm, that's funny, it usually goes by now… but don't take your eye off of it!"
As soon as I said that, FWOOF!
Django was here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5zkxlZzpEY