Texas Moran Ignores Alligator Warning Sign, Gets Eaten By Alligator July 5, 2015 NounVerb911 6308 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F07%2F05%2Ftexas-moran-ignores-alligator-warning-sign-gets-eaten-by-alligator%2FTexas+Moran+Ignores+Alligator+Warning+Sign%2C+Gets+Eaten+By+Alligator2015-07-06+01%3A02%3A35Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F07%2F05%2Ftexas-moran-ignores-alligator-warning-sign-gets-eaten-by-alligator%2F +10
It really was a watershed weekend for morons: Alligator Guy, Fireworks Hat Guy, Fireworks Football Guy, Gun/Plant Football Guy, That Family Who Didn't Know Decks Have Weight Limits, Trump… truly, it is a glorious time to be a buffoon. Reply
The sign clearly says "No Swimming Alligators". If the alligators can't swim, the water should be fine! Reply
This didn't happen in Florida because all of those idiots have already been eaten. #naturalselectioninaction Reply
Hold my beer…
Never shout, "Fuck that alligator!" Noted.
Been watchin' too much Bloodline.. "Fuck You, Danny!"
Several potential Darwin Award candidates this past week. Perils of the evilution.
It really was a watershed weekend for morons: Alligator Guy, Fireworks Hat Guy, Fireworks Football Guy, Gun/Plant Football Guy, That Family Who Didn't Know Decks Have Weight Limits, Trump… truly, it is a glorious time to be a buffoon.
The sign clearly says "No Swimming Alligators". If the alligators can't swim, the water should be fine!
Carl Hiaasen says, "Hiaa!"
This didn't happen in Florida because all of those idiots have already been eaten.
#naturalselectioninaction