“I Have a Time Machine” July 18, 2015July 18, 2015 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 120113 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F07%2F18%2Fi-have-a-time-machine%2F%22I+Have+a+Time+Machine%222015-07-19+01%3A04%3A41Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F07%2F18%2Fi-have-a-time-machine%2F 00
I eat my pea with honey. I've done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny. But, it keeps them on my knife. Reply
Old Bill Blake had some thoughts on this topic.<img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Songs_of_Innocence_and_of_Experience%2C_copy_AA%2C_1826_%28The_Fitzwilliam_Museum%29_object_43_My_Pretty_Rose_Tree.jpg"> Reply
Little Willie, from the mirror, licked the mercury right off: Thinking, in his childish error, that it would cure his whooping cough. At the funeral, Mrs Green said to Mrs Brown: "Twas a chilly day for Willie when the mercury went down." Reply
Oops on the headline. Can someone add a closed quote, please?
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Have two. They're small.
You tricked me into reading poetry! It's not Poetry Month!
I eat my pea with honey.
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny.
But, it keeps them on my knife.
"Eat every potato and pea on your plate!!"
It's good and good for you!
You say the same thing when you trick people into eating kale chips!
Old Bill Blake had some thoughts on this topic.<img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Songs_of_Innocence_and_of_Experience%2C_copy_AA%2C_1826_%28The_Fitzwilliam_Museum%29_object_43_My_Pretty_Rose_Tree.jpg">
Little Willie, from the mirror, licked the mercury right off:
Thinking, in his childish error, that it would cure his whooping cough.
At the funeral, Mrs Green said to Mrs Brown:
"Twas a chilly day for Willie when the mercury went down."
Say, you know who else had a time machine?
Hitler?
Excuse me. I'm Hemingway.