*click* "We're sorry, but God can't come to the Apocalypse just now. You're call is important to us, so please leave a prayer at the beep and God will come back to smite you as soon as He can. Thank you and have a nice day." *BEEP*
I don't know – there was always the chance that the rocket could have been carrying a new propulsion device and torn a hole in the fabric of time and space as it pierced the stratosphere, causing the unknowable entities on the other side of the thin skin between our realities to come pouring out, tearing all living things on this planet to shreds and devouring our still-gasping bodies between their unconscionable maws…
The clock at their site is more accurate than this screenie.
Took shower, put on clean underwear.
OH STOP GROVELING
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♪ Boom goes London, boom Paree ♪
Nope, still here. Although an apocalypse might do something to help the escalating housing prices.
Should I even bother putting my cats outside?
Just hold them close.
Dammit. Just bought batteries.
How will I know when it hap
*makes a note to proofread next time.
I'm watching the Wallops live stream, because I've got $20 on God Smiting that Terrier – Black Brant Mk4 launch first.
I put on my Pirating outfit, in case the FSM shows up. You can't be too careful, what with Pasta's Wager and all that.
Three minutes to go, will Ted Cruz yield the floor?
He will be Eaten last. So, no.
Hey everybody! We're dead!!
*Looks around* You know, Hell's not all that bad.
What happened? Did God get confused on the time zone?
*click* "We're sorry, but God can't come to the Apocalypse just now. You're call is important to us, so please leave a prayer at the beep and God will come back to smite you as soon as He can. Thank you and have a nice day." *BEEP*
Hell is other people libel!!!!
A Few Clouds
73°F
Ah well, there's always next time I suppose…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKLETNBTGx8
That's what |Peter Cook said|.
This is the worst apocalypse since the last apocalypse.
I don't know – there was always the chance that the rocket could have been carrying a new propulsion device and torn a hole in the fabric of time and space as it pierced the stratosphere, causing the unknowable entities on the other side of the thin skin between our realities to come pouring out, tearing all living things on this planet to shreds and devouring our still-gasping bodies between their unconscionable maws…