23 thoughts on “Well, while we’re all waiting for the End of the World, Wallops is livestreaming the Chemtrailpocalypse”
Hmmm…what will we have first? The Wrath of an imaginary bronze age Middle Eastern despot in the sky concocted by people who don't know history, or a rain of imaginary poison from a paranoia-concocted conspiracy theory by people who don't know anything about chemistry?
YAY I saw it!! Real good view SE, clear. At about 1910, ascent stage shot up, bright blue star, very fast. Probably 5 or so minutes after that a bright fluorescent green bloom, softball-at-arms-length sized. Fading quick.
Ascent stage kicked off & was visible for minutes after on its way down, still burning.
Hmmm…what will we have first? The Wrath of an imaginary bronze age Middle Eastern despot in the sky concocted by people who don't know history, or a rain of imaginary poison from a paranoia-concocted conspiracy theory by people who don't know anything about chemistry?
Yes.
Cool.
(Misanthropic French Philosopher accent) What does it matter, eh?
(Heavy stage German accent) "Undt zis iss ze part of ze show vere ve DANCE!"
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Yes We Can-Can!
(Gullible 'Merican accent) "Is this the Kool-Aid line?"
1849 EDT and the launch Range is Green (fucking ships). Looking at a 1907 launch WOOHOO PRETTY COLORS
We're still here!!
YAY. Now I'm going to run down to the end of the road and GET HORRIBLY POISONED WOOHOO
Did they say "Bob deploy?"
…and did he?
How can we tell when all the live feed shows is the control room?
C_R_eature, do you have a visual from the field?
YAY I saw it!! Real good view SE, clear. At about 1910, ascent stage shot up, bright blue star, very fast. Probably 5 or so minutes after that a bright fluorescent green bloom, softball-at-arms-length sized. Fading quick.
Ascent stage kicked off & was visible for minutes after on its way down, still burning.
Awesome. Didn't melt, mutate or anything.
Cool!! Sorry about the lack of mutation.
Yeah, well the Apocalypse didn't happen either. Life is full of disappointments tonight.
WTF?
Did they just say, "Copy, you can release the robots?"
Oh, no – C_R_eeeeeaturrrrrre!!!
Fucking robots.
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So many hapless souls truly believe the airlines are spraying the skies with poison a zillion times worse than cyanide.
Sadly, yes. Luckily, there's a vinegar solution that will solve anything! http://thevane.gawker.com/insane-lady-yells-at-cl…