6 thoughts on ““If you had one cat for all the possible bracket combinations and piled them up, it would form a mass one-seventeenth the size of the largest thing in the asteroid belt””
If you were waiting for Comcast to show up and install your Internet and the technician said it would only be another 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 seconds, that would take 21 times the age of the universe and fall just barely outside the average Comcast response time.
And people still ask why we don't have cable.
So what I got from that is we're all getting cats? Where is my cat? I'm not picky.
Somewhere beyond Mars. Not sure how they expected us to get to our cats by putting them out there.
Out by the teapot?
Yeah, but my grandma always wins at slots!
"Ceres." It's called "Ceres."
/sigh