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Your Free Trump ScoreTM is 602 – YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON Projected fate: MEAT PROCESSOR AT TRUMP STEAKS Damn, I was hoping for janitor at Trump Tower… Reply
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Your Free Trump ScoreTM is: 647 – Very bad person, sad! Projected fate: Diplomatic Envoy to ISIS Trump's just pissed that I've got bigger hands. Reply
586 – YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON Projected fate: MANDATORY STAY, TRUMP RESORT GUANTANAMO BAY Will this be before or after it converts to a scientific research station? Reply
Shhhhh! Don't tell Trump this is happening – he won't send all the smart people there. That's a real achievement, "Worst Person". Impressive. I tried to be Worst, but was betrayed by my heritage. And biology. But I don''t wanna hang out with ISIS! Reply
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You lucky bastard! <img src="http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/d7/d7dfe614383509199e42f05d43e97693e801b494f4a43d3525375d4912367571.jpg"/> Reply
I'm hoping they let me use the survey transit. " A little to the left. No, Your left! More. More. More. More…………………. Reply
Beats being the Rod Man. As long as you're OK with getting paid in Pesos, since Mexico's responsible… Personally, I'd hold out for avocados, chilies or tequila. Reply
648 – Very bad person, sad! Projected fate: Free subscription to Trump Magazine I don't want to live here anymore. Reply
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Melania? <img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeUSI5kVIAAYMh0.jpg" width="370" height="298" /> Reply
Could be worse <img src="https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS_PywYLD-qDe_A36hqN8_pOEjKyBJh0tn_HQE1ZBYzAkcYa0dF" /> Reply
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Well I outscored Malaria at least.
Oh hell, I'm being deported. Even with my tiny-handed solidarity to the great man himself.
Damn, I was hoping for janitor at Trump Tower…
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Your Free Trump ScoreTM is:
647 – Very bad person, sad!
Projected fate: Diplomatic Envoy to ISIS
Trump's just pissed that I've got bigger hands.
586 – YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON
Projected fate: MANDATORY STAY, TRUMP RESORT GUANTANAMO BAY
Will this be before or after it converts to a scientific research station?
Shhhhh! Don't tell Trump this is happening – he won't send all the smart people there.
That's a real achievement, "Worst Person". Impressive. I tried to be Worst, but was betrayed by my heritage. And biology.
But I don''t wanna hang out with ISIS!
I've tried not to be white, male, and straight, but failed miserably.
| You Are What You Is |
I can do a passable Human impersonation. But not for long.
I just knew there'd be a Zapp for that.
There is a Frank For All Seasons.
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Dammit, your score was lower than mine. Color me so jelly…
634
Free Subscription to Trump Magazine
Whoo-hoo!!!
You lucky bastard!
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I got 'Work on Wall' which is nice b.c. very close.
You lucky, lucky… oh, wait.
I'm hoping they let me use the survey transit.
" A little to the left. No, Your left! More. More. More. More………………….
"….Oooops. I'll bet that hurt."
Beats being the Rod Man. As long as you're OK with getting paid in Pesos, since Mexico's responsible…
Personally, I'd hold out for avocados, chilies or tequila.
Where is Ben Carson actually from?
Judging by his speaking style and demeanor – a planet where reptiles are the dominant species.
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I'm just an irrelevant clown…sad, pathetic.
648 – Very bad person, sad!
Projected fate: Free subscription to Trump Magazine
I don't want to live here anymore.
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Cool!
I'm an excellent driver.
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(really the image I used above for this post is much better for the Trump Carpool)
That's perfect.
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Ooooh. That's perfecter.
Wapner. Three minutes to Wapner.
We only watch cartoons. Would he be happy with that?
661 lower than Melanoma. The only thing propping me up is being a straight , white male
Melania?
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497 – You are the worst person
Projected fate: One year in a room alone with Ben Carson
Could be worse
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481- You are the worst person. Projected fate: DEPORTED
Yay!
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Sucks to be a girl person in Drumpf's Amerika.
Unless you're a girl person built like a Rockette.
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