42 thoughts on “Know your value: get your free Trump Score

  1. Your Free Trump ScoreTM is

    602 – YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON
    Projected fate: MEAT PROCESSOR AT TRUMP STEAKS

    Damn, I was hoping for janitor at Trump Tower…

  2. 586 – YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON
    Projected fate: MANDATORY STAY, TRUMP RESORT GUANTANAMO BAY

    Will this be before or after it converts to a scientific research station?

    1. Shhhhh! Don't tell Trump this is happening – he won't send all the smart people there.

      That's a real achievement, "Worst Person". Impressive. I tried to be Worst, but was betrayed by my heritage. And biology.

      But I don''t wanna hang out with ISIS!

      1. I'm hoping they let me use the survey transit.
        " A little to the left. No, Your left! More. More. More. More………………….

        1. Beats being the Rod Man. As long as you're OK with getting paid in Pesos, since Mexico's responsible…

          Personally, I'd hold out for avocados, chilies or tequila.

  3. 648 – Very bad person, sad!
    Projected fate: Free subscription to Trump Magazine

    I don't want to live here anymore.

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