45 thoughts on ““I’ll take ‘When to grow Gills’ for $500, Alex.”

    1. The Keystone XL folks are squandering a golden opportunity to build a water pipeline from the sky above Maryland to the desert SW.

      1. Lemme see if i can reconfigure the Chinese weather-control satellites from here. I'd hate to have to travel all the way up there again just to turn a few knobs.

        1. I'd really appreciate it, thanks. I know there's not a lot of room in that X-37B, so I hope you won't have to go up again.

          You'd think the Chinese would have fixed their Typhoon problem by now but, no, they'd rather sit around pranking us.

          1. I dunno…Agenda 21 HQ gets fussy if there are too many "frivolous" trips to space. It's a paperwork headache.

          2. There is that. I remember that time my Deputy Associate Acting Director gave me shit for not having the right cover sheet on my TPS report.

        1. Augh. Around here that white stuff would be salt and you'd be taking it in for a fast trade-in at your local Supercar Dealership. After being washed and detailed, of course.

          (sweet ride, btw. I like the hood pins.)

          1. They're OEM for my model Shelby. 18", to make room for the yuuge brakes.

            I spent a lot of time at the factory and museum while my car was being built. It has since moved from the speedway to just off the strip near the airport. I don't go there anymore.
            On edit: I forgot to say that the star of the museum [got sold.] Dumb af, ya axe me.

          2. The difference being, those were out of my reach then, and are [way] the hell out of my range now! My absolute favorites are the 65-6 models, which are even more stratospheric.

          3. That's a beaut. When I was in Hawaii my rental car was that. Not that I asked for it specifically, I just clicked on whatever what cheapest and this is what they happened to give me. It was the best thing ever, flying down the highway, that turquoise water off to my right, playing my Hawaii mix tape and the roof down.

    1. It was like that here at the desert fortress yesterday. I was out in it, fixing a water leak that was a different water leak than the one I had fixed the day before. I hate this place.

    2. 9:00 Mysterious Standard Time:

      Pressure30.03 in
      Visibility10.0 miles
      CloudsFew 9000 ft
      Overcast 12000 ft
      Heat Index79 °F
      Dew Point64 °F
      Humidity65%
      Rainfall0.00 in
      Snow DepthNot available.

      Radar shows a light green splotch over PHX. Nothing hitting the ground in the central city. I do love how wunderground always, always shows the Snow Depth.

  1. Our end of Sept heat wave (briefly hit 94F here) ended yesterday, by 8PM we were socked in again. I expect Blue to show up and help with the fog harvest.

    BTW, listening to a SciFri podcast yesterday, guy talking about how the fog brings in more nitrogen to the redwoods (and everything else) and they can follow history of droughts and such by the isotopic signature in the tree rings of what water it was able to use (fog or rain). One of these days I hope I'll have $70k to blow on a cavity ringdown infrared spectrometer to follow hydrogen and oxygen isotope signatures in water vapor. Those were fun to play with.

      1. Don't have to — but it's still an option, right?

        (On my last return flight from BWI, after seven other incident-free flights in a three week period, an inexperienced TSA screener balked at my e-cig and i received the full bomb squad treatment, Pants Room and all)

        1. I ask for a pat down every time I possibly can. Fuck their millimeter wave/backscatter x ray shit. Enough is enough. Plus, I like to throw in an "Ohhh…" when they check my waistline.

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