23 thoughts on “Christian couple at restaurant probably not voting for Clinton”
"While we have no moral objections to having you serve us, we feel it is our Christian duty to stiff you on the tip and leave this preachy missive to justify our robbing you out of your time and labor. Please accept this hurtful note designed to shame you and inflict our passive-agressive brand of hate as a token of our assholishness."
I hope she showed this to the manager, he/she has her back, and if these folks show up again, they will kindly be told "we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone"
So, in a somewhat similar vein, I live in an area with a lot of homeless folks, and inevitably get asked for "spare" change. I never give out money. I've given people rides, bought them groceries, bought them meals (but I won't buy them soda, cigs or lighters). Am I being a jerk?
Asshole customers are assholes, dog bites man, etc.
Though to be honest I have a hard time believing adult customers went through that much effort, hand-writing their own note, to be assholes. That level of work to be an asshole is generally reserved to teenagers and pre-teens.
"I'm so happy I was able to serve you tonight. You read the bible much, folks? Well, there's this little passage I got memorized for folks who don't tip me- Ezekiel 25:17?…"
"While we have no moral objections to having you serve us, we feel it is our Christian duty to stiff you on the tip and leave this preachy missive to justify our robbing you out of your time and labor. Please accept this hurtful note designed to shame you and inflict our passive-agressive brand of hate as a token of our assholishness."
Def read the comments.
I hope she showed this to the manager, he/she has her back, and if these folks show up again, they will kindly be told "we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone"
"Oh, for fuck's sake."
– God
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So, in a somewhat similar vein, I live in an area with a lot of homeless folks, and inevitably get asked for "spare" change. I never give out money. I've given people rides, bought them groceries, bought them meals (but I won't buy them soda, cigs or lighters). Am I being a jerk?
Objectively, yes. It's morally superior to pretend you're talking on your cell phone.
It's probably just as illegal to pretend!
| Never hassle the Waitstaff. |
No way I'm clicking on that, whatever it is. I like to eat in restaurants.
Wise choice, as is being human to the folks who are responsible for safely handling your food and drink.
Oh, and I'd avoid reading | Kitchen Confidential | too, if I were you.
Got it on the bookshelf and can feel Bourdain's smugness radiating off it from across the room. I treat waitstaff the way I would like to be treated.
There are some things, like the last time somebody disinfected the teevee remote in your hotel room, it's better not to inquire into.
Me and the lord, we have an understanding.
Asshole customers are assholes, dog bites man, etc.
Though to be honest I have a hard time believing adult customers went through that much effort, hand-writing their own note, to be assholes. That level of work to be an asshole is generally reserved to teenagers and pre-teens.
There are 6 year olds of all ages
Don't forget Fox News is on teevee all the time, giving people instructions on that very topic.
Print this out and present it at The Wonkville Bar and Grill for a free meal.
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Shoulda listened to |this song|.
"if you have tipped the least of my brothers or sisters, you have tipped me" – Jebus
"And when you pay, do not be like the hypocrites"
"Render unto Cracker Barrel, that which is Cracker Barrel's…"
"I'm so happy I was able to serve you tonight. You read the bible much, folks? Well, there's this little passage I got memorized for folks who don't tip me- Ezekiel 25:17?…"
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