As is their wont, three engineers are arguing about the nature of God.
"God is obviously an electrical engineer," says the first. "Just look at the beautiful electrochemical feedback network of the human nervous system, the 400-amp service panel in your skull, the incredibly delicate sensors for light, sound, touch."
"No way God's a sparky," says the second guy, a structural. "Look how light and delicate, yet strong and flexible the human skeleton is. Only a divine being could design that."
"You're both wrong," says the civil. "Who else would have daylighted the sewage outfall right in the middle of a great recreation area?"
Being engineers, they were all having this conversation with each other instead of actually talking to girls (or their [hopelessly] desired girl-equivalents)
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Doesn't "sharing" imply the person you're sharing it with is capable of using it? I mean, it's not like I can share my guitar with my cat.
You liberals and your elitist "word meanings".
Don't even get me started on the material scientists' bastardization of anode and cathode, or I'll go all Ezekiel 25:17 on your ass!
Ezekiel 25:17? I thought that was that hippie bread company…
and their elitist cats
Well have to you tried to teach him a few chords?
Wait! Maybe if my two cats worked together?
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whatever you do, don't share your violin with them. Once they find out what the strings are made of they'll kill you in your sleep
Just reviewed that issue. It's goat gut mostly.
sheep and goat
Isn't a good deal of Israeli spying on us anyway? And how much sharing was Bibi's apparatchik doing with der Schwarzer to begin with?
I suppose I can see the embarrassment potential for a Republican president who Doesn't Love Israel Enough, but…
I suppose you gotta mix it up, you know, just to keep your spies' interest up. Good for morale.
I could see Mossad helping Trump's investigators search for Obama's birth certificate in every bar on Oahu.
Jared's going to fix this, with his vast knowledge of world affairs and how to unclog stopped-up toilets in apartments in Queens.
It's possible. Weej and I have made good livings for remembering that electrons flow downhill.
Rule 1 of civil engineering is that shit flows downhill.
That's good to know, Perhaps being on high ground, I can avoid the worst of this incoming administration.
Bof! If only I hadn't accidentally down voted this. Friggin' fat fingers.
I downfisted you to balance your karma. You're welcome!
I don't deserve to be upfisted.
I can't help myself. I keep doing it anyway!
Your handle suggests that you should know that "up" and "down" are all relative anyway.
But not too much inclination, or the shit gets left behind. I'm sure that's a metaphor for something.
My mom's been telling me to get my shit together since like forever.
I still have zero inclination to read Left Behind.
Civil engineers build targets.
Electrical engineers build careers in the military industrial complex.
Electrical engineers wouldn't touch that if they were you.
I've seen plumbing jobs where the installer dearly wished for it to be otherwise.
I wish I was kidding.
As is their wont, three engineers are arguing about the nature of God.
"God is obviously an electrical engineer," says the first. "Just look at the beautiful electrochemical feedback network of the human nervous system, the 400-amp service panel in your skull, the incredibly delicate sensors for light, sound, touch."
"No way God's a sparky," says the second guy, a structural. "Look how light and delicate, yet strong and flexible the human skeleton is. Only a divine being could design that."
"You're both wrong," says the civil. "Who else would have daylighted the sewage outfall right in the middle of a great recreation area?"
Being engineers, they were all having this conversation with each other instead of actually talking to girls (or their [hopelessly] desired girl-equivalents)
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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