Aides confer in the dark because they cannot figure out how to operate the light switches in the cabinet room. Visitors conclude their meetings and then wander around, testing doorknobs until finding one that leads to an exit.
The Executive Branch of the most powerful country on Earth. Fuck.
For a man who sometimes has trouble concentrating on policy memos, Mr. Trump was delighted to page through a book that offered him 17 window covering options.
But for the moment, Mr. Bannon remains the president’s dominant adviser, despite Mr. Trump’s anger that he was not fully briefed on details of the executive order he signed giving his chief strategist a seat on the National Security Council, a greater source of frustration to the president than the fallout from the travel ban.
H/T Jezebel's Joanna Rothkopf for finding the good bits.
Visitors to the Oval Office say Mr. Trump is obsessed with the décor — it is both a totem of a victory that validates him as a serious person and an image-burnishing backdrop — so he has told his staff to schedule as many televised events in the room as possible.
So I'm stuck looking at that vulgar gold background every time I want to know WTF Herr Donald is doing now. Great…
Aides confer in the dark because they cannot figure out how to operate the light switches in the cabinet room. Visitors conclude their meetings and then wander around, testing doorknobs until finding one that leads to an exit.
The Executive Branch of the most powerful country on Earth. Fuck.
For a man who sometimes has trouble concentrating on policy memos, Mr. Trump was delighted to page through a book that offered him 17 window covering options.
Yes, the awesome power and responsibility of interior decoration.
The Bowling Green Massacre could have been avoined entirely if they had chosen better curtains. See memo: "Sunlight Determined to Strike Window"
"Soom day, Son, all this will be yours!"
"What, the curtains?"
In his defense, she does have huge…tracts of land…
The past and future Prince Barron
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And
But for the moment, Mr. Bannon remains the president’s dominant adviser, despite Mr. Trump’s anger that he was not fully briefed on details of the executive order he signed giving his chief strategist a seat on the National Security Council, a greater source of frustration to the president than the fallout from the travel ban.
H/T Jezebel's Joanna Rothkopf for finding the good bits.
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Love that site
It's keeping me sane. Mostly.
Wish I could save those gifs.
Surprised by what the thing he signed actually said?
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I'm less surprised than Trump is.
Hopey! Come back Hopey!
So I'm stuck looking at that vulgar gold background every time I want to know WTF Herr Donald is doing now. Great…
/FFS
I should figure a way to blue screen gold stuff into poo, that'd fit your viewing more appropriately. Don't have the time at the moment…
Mr. Christie also commented on how happy he was just to have his phone ring these days.
It was feelin' near as faded as my jeans, but it's better now.
Freedom's just another word for killin' all the Jews….
Wait, was that how it went?